[Reno89519]

Maybe my age, but I cannot separate masseuse equals hooker. The only reason for a massage is sex.

[houeto]

Not for my wife it ain’t!

[Vaquero]

Only the massages with ‘Happy Endings ‘ are from hookers.

[BlueHorseShoe]

What an uninformed idiotic remark you make. I am an avid weight lifter and bodybuilder and I got weekly massages for many years. When you work your body that hard every day believe me it is extremely therapeutic.

[Robert DeLong]

So all the athletes getting massages are doing it for sex?

[DUMBGRUNT]

Yesterday an hour on the bike @85% HR immediately followed by a 6K row 90%+ HR (28 min).

The rower was new this Christmas, so I'm still working the kinks out.

At age 69, a message has only one meaning; happy ending means falling asleep.

[rb22982]

Must be your age. We always do a couples massage when we go to the Caribbean 2x per year. They are great!

[fulltlt]

You obviously are not married to a wife or know of anyone who has constant back pain.

[MrEdd]

It is your fortunate health coupled with exposure to perversion.

I had meningitis before chiropractors were anything close to affordable. Massages were the best pain management available for that back then.

[Zhang Fei]

[Maybe my age, but I cannot separate masseuse equals hooker. The only reason for a massage is sex.]

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Have you ever had a real massage? I have. It did very little for me, but I know people for whom it’s a monthly routine. I’m talking little old ladies peeling off tens from their Social Security income. Maybe when I get to that age, I’ll understand. From talking to a masseuse, my understanding is that real massages are fairly expensive (although not as expensive as the illegal happy ending variant) because of the amount of muscular effort involved. An 8-hour day, 5 days a week, sustained year-round would mean serious repetitive stress injuries.

[JimSp]

It’s kinda sad you cannot separate the two.