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I gave my wife a back rub last night; should I be concerned?

The windows and skylights were open. They can now read the print on the golfball from the better satellites!!!

1 posted on 05/27/2018 8:37:00 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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61 year old hooker? Guy must be desperate.


2 posted on 05/27/2018 8:40:43 AM PDT by Reno89519 (No Amnesty! No Catch-and-Release! Just Say No to All Illegal Aliens! Arrest & Deport!)
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4 posted on 05/27/2018 8:43:08 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Vox populi, vox dei)
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Make sure you don’t rub her feet while watching your smart tv.


5 posted on 05/27/2018 8:43:31 AM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
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I gave my wife a back rub last night; should I be concerned?

Was the background setting lit in 50s neo-noir black and white and a manly detective's voice narrating with a faint horn sound in background? If so, then you have nothing to worry about.

6 posted on 05/27/2018 8:44:33 AM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Democracy: The cliff's edge of Marxism)
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Heck - kids need licenses these days to open a lemonade stand outside their front doors.

King George III take note, wherever you are.


8 posted on 05/27/2018 8:50:17 AM PDT by Jack Hammer
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Twenty-seven eight-by-ten color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence.


10 posted on 05/27/2018 8:57:43 AM PDT by MUDDOG
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She rub someone the wrong way?


20 posted on 05/27/2018 10:00:39 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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Still funny...


29 posted on 05/27/2018 1:00:00 PM PDT by newfreep ("INSIDE EVERY PROGRESSIVE IS A TOTALITARIAN SCREAMING TO GET OUT" @HOROWITZ39, DAVID HOROWITZ)
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