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Uganda's President Wants to Ban Oral Sex, Says the "Mouth is for Eating"
OkayAfrica ^
| 04/18/18
| Damola Durosomo
Posted on 04/19/2018 10:44:56 AM PDT by Simon Green
Uganda's President Yoweri Museveni has issued what he calls a "public warning" against oral sex.
The president claims the practice has been pushed on Ugandans by "outsiders," and argues that the mouth is solely for eating.
"Let me take this opportunity to warn our people publicly about the wrong practices indulged in and promoted by some of the outsiders," he told the press during an address.
"One of them is what they call oral sex. The mouth is for eating, not for sex. We know the address of sex, we know where sex is," he continued.
According to the Daily Mail, back in 2014 Museveni stated that performing oral sex could cause people to get worms. "You push the mouth there, you can come back with worms and they enter your stomach because that is a wrong address," he is quoted as saying.
That same year he passed the "Anti-Homosexuality Act," which makes being gay illegal in Uganda, and makes it a criminal offense to not report someone for being gay.
Though it's sadly clear that Museveni is serious about his disapproval of oral sex, folks online have managed to find the humor in his comments.
TOPICS: Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: africa; garbage; homosexuality; uganda
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To: albie
Hah! I spent some in Blue Balls, on my way to intercourse and eventually found myself in Gap.
I did all that before I ended up in Bird in Hand...
All tried and all within 15 minutes of each other...
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posted on
04/19/2018 11:05:16 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: Simon Green
Wait til he hears about anal...
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posted on
04/19/2018 11:07:10 AM PDT
by
bigbob
To: albie
Hillary’s is for gulping down large quantities of liquor. Is that ok?And for expelling copious amounts of BS.
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posted on
04/19/2018 11:11:31 AM PDT
by
BBell
(calm down and eat your sandwiches)
To: Simon Green
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posted on
04/19/2018 11:12:34 AM PDT
by
ETL
(Obama-Hillary, REAL Russia collusion! Uranium-One Deal, Missile Defense, Nukes. See my FR home page)
To: albie
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posted on
04/19/2018 11:12:55 AM PDT
by
dp0622
(The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
To: rickomatic
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posted on
04/19/2018 11:13:53 AM PDT
by
dp0622
(The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
To: Simon Green
Wait a minute. Bill Clinton told all of us that oral sex is not sex.
Don’t believe me? Ask abccbsnbcnytwp...
5.56mm
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posted on
04/19/2018 11:17:48 AM PDT
by
M Kehoe
(THIS SPACE FOR RENT)
To: Simon Green
During my Army days, some of the Brothas-in-Arms disdained to eat “anything [they] can’t fry”.
Managed to brag about getting knobs polished. Might have been talking about door hardware’s reflectivity.
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posted on
04/19/2018 11:18:49 AM PDT
by
ExGeeEye
(For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.)
To: Simon Green
some body isn’t getting any
To: Simon Green
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posted on
04/19/2018 11:26:38 AM PDT
by
ETL
(Obama-Hillary, REAL Russia collusion! Uranium-One Deal, Missile Defense, Nukes. See my FR home page)
To: ETL
“...He said he was going to marry me....”
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posted on
04/19/2018 11:32:09 AM PDT
by
onedoug
To: Simon Green
Wasn’t there a thread just a day or two ago promoting eating worms?
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posted on
04/19/2018 11:39:36 AM PDT
by
bgill
(CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
To: Simon Green
Though it's sadly clear that Museveni is serious about his disapproval of oral sex, folks online have managed to find the humor in his comments.What?
The guy is not entitled to his opinion?
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posted on
04/19/2018 12:12:59 PM PDT
by
metmom
( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith..)
To: metmom
and we are entitled to call him an idiot
To: ETL
Wow.
If looks could kill.
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posted on
04/19/2018 12:15:04 PM PDT
by
metmom
( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith..)
To: Slyfox
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posted on
04/19/2018 12:19:20 PM PDT
by
entropy12
(30 Million low wealth, low skill LEGAL chain migrants in 25 years is growing EXPONENTIALLY..)
To: ETL
Billy Jeff (BJ) Clinton just crossed Uganda off his vacation list.
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posted on
04/19/2018 12:21:41 PM PDT
by
entropy12
(30 Million low wealth, low skill LEGAL chain migrants in 25 years is growing EXPONENTIALLY..)
To: Simon Green
To: entropy12
ROFLMAO!!
I KNEW this was gonna be a great thread :)
Probably not one of the brightest moments for FR but a GREAT thread lol
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posted on
04/19/2018 1:25:29 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(The Left should know if Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
To: Simon Green
Uganda's President Wants to Ban Oral Sex, Says the "Mouth is for Eating"
Uganda President Idi Amin Dada believed that too, but then again, he was a ritualistic cannibal.
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posted on
04/19/2018 1:35:22 PM PDT
by
higgmeister
( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
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