Posted on 02/22/2018 11:43:57 AM PST by McGruff
Could we have a ZOT thread once in a while. There was some newbie moron who volunteered with a thread today but it got locked before we could have any fun.
Please.
Is tha the New York ‘Slimes’ the kitty is sitting on?
Back in the day, some of the old Zot threads were works of art.
LOL, thanks. I guess I just didn’t get zotted and haven’t read about them.
Zot that nincomcoop who posts at least 3 vapid vanities a day related to posts available for commenting all over the board. Place is turning into facebook without the photos.
It’s tough to do a series. I tried doing a Friday night beaver thread and got distracted after three weeks.
zot v. to strike or destroy, especially with lightning or other beam or jolt of energy; in slang usage on the Internet, to remove, censor, or ban material or participants. Etymological Note: Imitative of lightning
In before the...
We could use this thread.
Hmm, I smell ozone.
This is what you are missing. Here’s an excerpt from a classic zot post:
“If you aren’t an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.”
Cry Zot! and let slip the Kittehs of Valhalla!
More zot threads?
What do you think this is? Free Republic?
(Free Republic as it used to be?)
This place has dramatically changed in just the last 2-3 years. It’s not just no more zot threads either.
No more Friday Silliness threads, Not a ping threads, undead threads, and other unique aspects that made FR special.
Sad, really.
It’s series.
Joined 7 years ago--2009--and you don't know what a ZOT is?? It helps if you check in once in a while...
Thailand?
And why was I not added to that ping list while it was around?
Strac6 is ZOT...
Already got along one.
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