[cyclotic]

Yes! Finally the perfect story.

The food chemists do something good and I can eat at mcDonald’s

[Gamecock]

Who needs a Japanese cure when the Chinese have a product that will make you look like Stalin!

[Red Badger]

So, why don’t people have hairy tongues?..........................

[KC_Lion]

We have this little Gem from the 80's with Jason Alexander:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGX-D1m6a5I

[rdl6989]

I’ve been eating McDonalds fries for years, and it hasn’t helped my male pattern baldness at all.

[beergarden]

That’s nice. However, my hair is until upper chest length. I’m in a metal band ;)

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

So THAT’S why baseball cap futires are donw!

[EdnaMode]

Great, I’ll get some for my father!

[Jamestown1630]

I’m trying to parse this sentence:

“When the cells were cultured in the cooking aid they grew 5000 hair follicle germs simultaneously”

and figure out how/why this experiment was conceived...

[PGR88]

Now all they need to do is announce Bic Macs cure cancer, and I will be “lovin’ it”

[Mr.Unique]

But the hair grows in like this:

[xrmusn]

Everytime I sit in the chair I point to the ‘fade’ or ‘dreadlocks’ and tell them that is what I want.
(truth be known, when my hair gets ‘wet’ there is hardly enough to do a decent combover....when dry it works. I STILL wear a ball cap though-— I tell people the cap insulates your head..keeps warm in in winter and helps prevent sunburn in summer)

Upon exiting I tell them that if they took that ‘crap’ they rub on the back of your neck and rub it on top they would be rich forever.

(Ever notice when you look at the sides and top you know you don’t need a haircut BUT the back of your neck is growing like a weed farm?)

[cyclotic]

So I work for a company that makes silicone. I checked and this chemical isn’t in ours. Sorry guys, no free samples.

[Yo-Yo]

[Yaelle]

Who had the original idea of rubbing McDonald’s fries into bald mice?

Maybe people aren’t rubbing enough weird foods into their bodies.

[Codeflier]

So that explains the hairs I found in my fries.

[txrefugee]

What a blessing that would be for those undergoing chemo and radiation for cancer! One of the many bad side effects of treatment is hair loss.

[TermLimits4All]

The keyword in the article. “Chemical” in the fries. Haven’t really had McDonald’s since my daughter got sick off a cheeseburger and that was 5 years ago. Have had coffee and fries a couple of times. I think I’m done with that now thougg.

[Revel]

The 31 day McDonalds burger experiment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkSffqSliPU

[Slyfox]