Yes! Finally the perfect story.
The food chemists do something good and I can eat at mcDonald’s
You might grow hair, but you might grow a belly, too.
They better be sure about these results. Otherwise the reaction to this “research” could cause bald men to also be fat.
I’ve heard that a side effect of being bald and fat is becoming agreeable to conservative ideas as well. The liberals will want to cleanse the earth of this disease immediately.
You’ll need a 3X coffin to hold you amd your hair. Haha
“The food chemists do something good and I can eat at mcDonald’s”
I am afraid that you don’t eat the fries - you may have to rub them into your scalp before going to bed.