Chemical found in McDonald's fries could cure baldness, researchers say

Standard ^ | 2/5/18 | ALEXANDRA RICHARDS

[cyclotic]

Yes! Finally the perfect story.

The food chemists do something good and I can eat at mcDonald’s

[Gamecock]

Who needs a Japanese cure when the Chinese have a product that will make you look like Stalin!

[Red Badger]

So, why don’t people have hairy tongues?..........................

[KC_Lion]

We have this little Gem from the 80's with Jason Alexander:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGX-D1m6a5I

[rdl6989]

I’ve been eating McDonalds fries for years, and it hasn’t helped my male pattern baldness at all.

[Rio]

I work in the silicone industry. Most of us guys here are bald, including me.

[Puppage]

I am in latex, myself.

[bgill]

You might grow hair, but you might grow a belly, too.

[beergarden]

That’s nice. However, my hair is until upper chest length. I’m in a metal band ;)

[Vaquero]

Perhaps it requires direct application to the follicles.

[Paladin2]

You’re thinking inside the fries box....

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

So THAT’S why baseball cap futires are donw!

[Army Air Corps]

Yep. I remember those commercials.

[Tenacious 1]

They better be sure about these results. Otherwise the reaction to this “research” could cause bald men to also be fat.

I’ve heard that a side effect of being bald and fat is becoming agreeable to conservative ideas as well. The liberals will want to cleanse the earth of this disease immediately.

[EdnaMode]

Great, I’ll get some for my father!

[Jamestown1630]

I’m trying to parse this sentence:

“When the cells were cultured in the cooking aid they grew 5000 hair follicle germs simultaneously”

and figure out how/why this experiment was conceived...

[Army Air Corps]

Did you rub the fries on your scalp? You need to make a poultice from the fries, then smear it on your scalp.

[Buckeye McFrog]

I work in the silicone industry.

I used to live just down the road from Dow Corning in Midland, Michigan, where they made all the silicone breast implants. Always wondered what it must be like to work there.

cough....spit.....Yeah, I pulled third-shift on the boob line, and a conveyor seized on the D-cups. Helluva mess.

[PGR88]

Now all they need to do is announce Bic Macs cure cancer, and I will be “lovin’ it”