Missing sailor who hid on USS Shiloh was found filthy, carrying Peeps candy, report says

Stars and Stripes ^ | 1/17/18

[pabianice]

A USS Shiloh sailor who was presumed to be lost at sea and hid in the ship's engine room for a week in June was found "covered in urine and feces, and had a camelback, a multi-tool, Peeps candy and an empty peanut butter jar with him," according to a Navy Times report...

Other details include information from the investigation about statements Mims made about himself, including that "he could stop running engineering department engines by pulsating electricity with his body, that he could shoot fireballs out of his hands, that he had a friend who had a motorcycle with the same engine as the ship, that he had been to space, and that before the Navy he was going to work for NASA because he had reached the pinnacle of how strong a human could be...”

[Chode]

a guy i knows wife got kicked out of the Navy she said because she could read minds, said they gave her drugs to make it stop then kicked her out

i told her in no uncertain terms BULLSH!T!

when i told her if you could read minds, they wouldn't give you drugs to make it stop, and they would NEVER let you go, is when she had a complete meltdown...

we don't talk anymore

[where's_the_Outrage?]

Almost a Star Trek episode:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0708425/

[blueunicorn6]

Jimmy Valvano was really mad at a referee, but he didn’t want to say anything that would get him a technical foul.

The ref was standing by Jimmy.

“Hey Bob”, says Jimmy. “Can you give me a technical for what I think?”

The ref says “No”.

Jimmy says, “Good. I think you stink.”

[jonrick46]

Was he naked and high on bath salts? We have seen that before.

[Bigg Red]

I am almost afraid to ask. What is a camelback?

[CtBigPat]

Was he wearing this shirt?

[Chode]

LOL, thought crime

[DaveA37]

He definitely wanted OUT of the Navy. There have been many such incidents, I recall a guy on board a ship that would masturbate openly in hopes he would be “arrested” and eventually discharged as”undesirable”. He got his wish.

[rottndog]

You’d be surprised how easy it is to hide on a ship...especially when they already think you’re gone.

[blueunicorn6]

“He got his wish.”

I thought the story said you rub a lamp to get three wishes, not rub your, well, anatomy.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Peeps.

The gateway candy.

[Tijeras_Slim]

A waterpack with shoulder straps and a drinking tube.

[KarlInOhio]

I am almost afraid to ask. What is a camelback?

It's called a CamelBak and it is a backpack water bottle. It is safe to search for if you want to see more about it.

[JesusIsLord]

The found sailor needs professional help.

[Jet Jaguar]

Ping.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Pore mad sailor

[Pontiac]

Nothing says “sane” like carrying around an empty peanut butter jar.

SANE?!!!!!

What good are Peeps without PEANUT BUTTER?!!!!!

[Fresh Wind]

Has M*A*S*H been banned yet for making fun of trans people?

[SaveFerris]

I don’t know. Those Klinger-in-a-dress scenes probably were just the ticket Bronco Bama was looking for at Chicago’s Man’s Country or perhaps a new bathroom at Target.

[Bigg Red]

T/Y