Chelsea Clinton Says She Does Not Worship Satan, Is a Methodist, After Church of Satan Tweets

The Christian Post ^ | 1/3/2018 | Stoyan Zaimov

[simpson96]

Former first daughter Chelsea Clinton has denied online accusations that she worships Satan after she wished the Church of Satan a Happy New Year, affirming that she is a Methodist.

"Oh goodness gracious. We can be civil, cheerful, respectful to & friends with people who don't share our religious beliefs. Sometimes, we even marry them. I'm a Methodist & my husband is Jewish, thank you for asking," Clinton wrote in a Twitter message on Wednesday.

The tweet was in response to a now-deleted post by user Rhonda Kazmierski, who wrote earlier in the day: "At least @ChelseaClinton is open about worshiping #Satan. #ChurchOfSatan If only @HillaryClinton could be as honest."

Clinton raised eyebrows when she exchanged a couple of tweets with The Church of Satan account earlier, wishing the organization a "Happy New Year."

The Church of Satan on Wednesday responded to the controversy by stating in a tweet that like Clinton, its members also do not worship Satan, despite the name.

"Like we stated before, if someone is polite to us, we respond in kind. We've been very courteous with folks on the other side of the political spectrum who approached us the same. That this is shocking news is fascinating in and of itself," the Church of Satan wrote.

[simpson96]

Like a good little amoral liberal, Chelsea essentially says she can be "be civil, cheerful, respectful to & friends with" the Church of S@tan.

[jonascord]

That’s a Clinton. “Deny, deny, deny...”

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Friend Of The Devil
Grateful Dead

I lit up from Reno
I was trailed by twenty hounds
Didn’t get to sleep that night
Till the morning came around

I set out running but I’ll take my time
A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight
I just might get some sleep tonight

I ran into the Devil, babe
He loaned me twenty bills
I spent that night in Utah
In a cave up in the hills

I set out running but I take my time
A friend of the devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight
I just might get some sleep tonight

I ran down to the levee
But the Devil caught me there
He took my twenty dollar bill
And he vanished in the air

I set out running but I take my time
A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight
I just might get some sleep tonight

Got two reasons why I cry
Away each lonely night
The first one’s named sweet Anne Marie
And she’s my heart’s delight
Second one is prison, baby
The sheriff’s on my trail
And if he catches up with me
I’ll spend my life in jail

Got a wife in Chino, babe
And one in Cherokee
First one says she’s got my child
But it don’t look like me

I set out running but I take my time
A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight
I just might get some sleep tonight

Got two reasons why I cry
Away each lonely night
The first one’s named sweet Anne Marie
And she’s my heart’s delight
Second one is prison, baby
The sheriff’s on my trail
And if he catches up with me
I’ll spend my life in jail

Got a wife in Chino, babe
The one in Cherokee
The first one says she’s got my child
But it don’t look like me

I set out running but I take my time
A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight
I just might get some sleep tonight

[Opinionated Blowhard]

She’s right — she may be the spawn of Satan, but she doesn’t worship Satan.

[rjsimmon]

The Church of Satan on Wednesday responded to the controversy by stating in a tweet that like Clinton, its members also do not worship Satan, despite the name.

Hmmmm. I wonder where people would get an idea like that???

[Buttons12]

O goodness gracious! Lordy! She ain’t no ways a-witchin’!

[Pravious]

“Oh goodness gracious. We can be civil, cheerful, respectful to & friends with people who don’t share our religious beliefs.”

Who would want to be “civil” to the Church of Satan?
Or “cheerful”?
Or “respectful to”?
OR “friends with” (!!)

Who would say such things, even if they thought them, except a total idiot?

[piasa]

Is there a flock of seagulls over her house?

[PGR88]

What is really proves what a stupid political robot Chelsea Clinton is.

Her algorithm works like this: question about satan worshipers? That falls into category of religion. Output: Issue statement about tolerance of all faiths.

[SkyDancer]

Greatest lie Lucifer ever told was to convince people he didn’t exist.

[rjsimmon]

She’s right — she may be the spawn of Satan, but she doesn’t worship Satan.

Apparently she' like this guy:

[Trump.Deplorable]

Did the Clintoon’s have to build a library for whatever college this little genius got her degree from?

[Truthoverpower]

Suuuuuuure you don’t
Uh huh

[Slyfox]

She’s right — she may be the spawn of Satan, but she doesn’t worship Satan.

That can't be good for the brand.

[Tac Double Tap]

but I say that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to demons, and not to God; and I do not want you to become sharers in demons. ... liberty to sit at another “table,” the table which is served as a part of a heathen ritual, at which idols are worshipped, and to which sacrifices are made.

[Cincinnatus.45-70]

Wouldn’t a Satanist deny being one?

[Reily]

Too intellectual for her!

[alstewartfan]

She is as dumb as Webb Hubbell, for some strange reason.....

[JMS]

Well she would say that.

[governsleastgovernsbest]

For the processional music at her wedding, Chelsea did choose the Stones’ “Sympathy for the Devil.” Just sayin’ ;-)