[simpson96]

Like a good little amoral liberal, Chelsea essentially says she can be "be civil, cheerful, respectful to & friends with" the Church of S@tan.

[jonascord]

That’s a Clinton. “Deny, deny, deny...”

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Friend Of The Devil
Grateful Dead

I lit up from Reno
I was trailed by twenty hounds
Didn’t get to sleep that night
Till the morning came around

I set out running but I’ll take my time
A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight
I just might get some sleep tonight

I ran into the Devil, babe
He loaned me twenty bills
I spent that night in Utah
In a cave up in the hills

I set out running but I take my time
A friend of the devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight
I just might get some sleep tonight

I ran down to the levee
But the Devil caught me there
He took my twenty dollar bill
And he vanished in the air

I set out running but I take my time
A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight
I just might get some sleep tonight

Got two reasons why I cry
Away each lonely night
The first one’s named sweet Anne Marie
And she’s my heart’s delight
Second one is prison, baby
The sheriff’s on my trail
And if he catches up with me
I’ll spend my life in jail

Got a wife in Chino, babe
And one in Cherokee
First one says she’s got my child
But it don’t look like me

I set out running but I take my time
A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight
I just might get some sleep tonight

Got two reasons why I cry
Away each lonely night
The first one’s named sweet Anne Marie
And she’s my heart’s delight
Second one is prison, baby
The sheriff’s on my trail
And if he catches up with me
I’ll spend my life in jail

Got a wife in Chino, babe
The one in Cherokee
The first one says she’s got my child
But it don’t look like me

I set out running but I take my time
A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight
I just might get some sleep tonight

[Opinionated Blowhard]

She’s right — she may be the spawn of Satan, but she doesn’t worship Satan.

[rjsimmon]

The Church of Satan on Wednesday responded to the controversy by stating in a tweet that like Clinton, its members also do not worship Satan, despite the name.

Hmmmm. I wonder where people would get an idea like that???

[Buttons12]

O goodness gracious! Lordy! She ain’t no ways a-witchin’!

[Pravious]

“Oh goodness gracious. We can be civil, cheerful, respectful to & friends with people who don’t share our religious beliefs.”

Who would want to be “civil” to the Church of Satan?
Or “cheerful”?
Or “respectful to”?
OR “friends with” (!!)

Who would say such things, even if they thought them, except a total idiot?

[piasa]

Is there a flock of seagulls over her house?

[SkyDancer]

Greatest lie Lucifer ever told was to convince people he didn’t exist.

[Trump.Deplorable]

Did the Clintoon’s have to build a library for whatever college this little genius got her degree from?

[Truthoverpower]

Suuuuuuure you don’t
Uh huh

[Tac Double Tap]

but I say that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to demons, and not to God; and I do not want you to become sharers in demons. ... liberty to sit at another “table,” the table which is served as a part of a heathen ritual, at which idols are worshipped, and to which sacrifices are made.

[Cincinnatus.45-70]

Wouldn’t a Satanist deny being one?

[governsleastgovernsbest]

For the processional music at her wedding, Chelsea did choose the Stones’ “Sympathy for the Devil.” Just sayin’ ;-)

[circlecity]

"Oh goodness gracious. We can be civil, cheerful, respectful to & friends with people who don't share our religious beliefs. Sometimes, we even marry them. I'm a Methodist & my husband is Jewish, thank you for asking,"

Notice she equates Christians and Jews with Satanists. All just beautiful diverse belief systems.

[circlecity]

If a Republican sent such an e-mail to a neo-nazi racist organization do you think the left would accept the same rationalization Chelsea is giving here?

[libertylover]

We can be civil, cheerful, respectful to & friends with people who don't share our religious beliefs, [- except conservatives of course].

[red-dawg]

< Donning tinfoil hat >

Coincidence????

Web Hubbell Junior denies being a satanist

AND

A fire breaks out at the Clinton Compound in Chappaqua.

HMMMMM.......

< Removes tinfoil hat >

[reasonisfaith]

Weak.

Just admit it.

[reasonisfaith]

What happens to being civil, cheerful and respectful when you satanists are murdering children during your stupid rituals?

[Mamzelle]

“Methodist” means “nominally, minimally Christian”.