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All 147 Michael Jackson Songs, Ranked From Worst to Best
New York Magazine ^
| December 18, 2017
| BILL WYMAN
Posted on 12/19/2017 11:53:04 AM PST by nickcarraway
Edited on 12/19/2017 1:51:54 PM PST by Jim Robinson.
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There was really something about Michael Jackson. He was so likable. At his most charming, he had one of the most charismatic and endearing personas we
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TOPICS: Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: bleacher; diddlelittlekids; fakenose; homo; homosexual; homosexualagenda; michaeljackson; neverland; pantshalfoff; pedophile; pedophilia; richwhitewoman; sweetnotsexual; weirdo
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To: nickcarraway
nick, why do this to us? Do you hate us?
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posted on
12/19/2017 11:55:07 AM PST
by
x1stcav
(We have the guns. Do we have the will?)
To: nickcarraway
“Basketball Jones” isn’t in the top 20?
It was a big hit back in the day.
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posted on
12/19/2017 11:55:36 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: x1stcav
Keywords are more accurate than the song list.
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posted on
12/19/2017 11:57:34 AM PST
by
DCBryan1
(No realli, moose bytes can be quite nasti!)
To: nickcarraway
What, no “We are the World?”
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posted on
12/19/2017 11:58:45 AM PST
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: nickcarraway
"...Michael Jackson..."
He was an utter disaster as a human being yet was a world-class musician and entertainer.
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posted on
12/19/2017 11:59:24 AM PST
by
Blue Jays
( Rock hard ~ Ride free)
To: nickcarraway
I never heard of songs 24-147.
Thriller #23?
About 25% of the songs from #1-#23 I ever heard of.
To: BenLurkin
“Basketball Jones” isn’t in the top 20? Wasn't that Cheech and Chong, or am I retarded?
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posted on
12/19/2017 12:01:01 PM PST
by
bagster
(Even bad men love their mamas.)
To: nickcarraway
Here are the roots of his paranoia, his victimhood. Here he is, Trump-like, talking about things like being accused in a paternity suit...Would never, in a million years, associate the sad personage of Michael Jackson with the triumphant and strong Donald Trump.
To: nickcarraway
The HORROR!!!
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posted on
12/19/2017 12:01:24 PM PST
by
DannyTN
To: nickcarraway
I remember liking this guy’s music when I was 5 or 6, but not much after that.
To: DCBryan1
Is this the Bill Wyman of Rolling Stones fame? The dude is 81 years old and he is writing about Michael Jackson songs?
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posted on
12/19/2017 12:02:49 PM PST
by
EQAndyBuzz
(We're CNN. We're not lying, we're just incompetent!)
To: nickcarraway
Huh, I hadn’t ever thought of it but he really didn’t have that many good songs did he?
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posted on
12/19/2017 12:04:45 PM PST
by
AC86UT89
To: nickcarraway
Question: How do you know it’s bed time at Neverland?
Answer: When the big hand touches the little hand.
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posted on
12/19/2017 12:05:31 PM PST
by
x1stcav
(We have the guns. Do we have the will?)
To: nickcarraway
“He was so likable.”
Yeah, in a creepy, pedophile-esque kind of way.
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posted on
12/19/2017 12:09:00 PM PST
by
alancarp
(George Orwell was an optimist.)
To: nickcarraway
How? How and Why?
How could anyone listen to and catalogue all these Jacko songs?
And Why?
To: nickcarraway
Hear about the time Michael Jackson jumped in a car and had a wreck in his driveway? He was so rich and being used to being in a limo that his security detail was perplexed. "Why did you jump in a car and try to drive away so fast? You know you can't drive!"
MJ responded: :I heard on the radio: "Kids pants half off at JCPenny today".
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posted on
12/19/2017 12:11:44 PM PST
by
DCBryan1
(No realli, moose bytes can be quite nasti!)
To: x1stcav
LOL! That one’s a new one for me.
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posted on
12/19/2017 12:13:44 PM PST
by
fwdude
(Why is it that the only positive things to come out of LGBT organizations are their AIDS tests?)
To: DCBryan1
Michael Jackson.
Only in American could a poor little black boy grow up to be a rich old white woman.
To: nickcarraway
Jackson had a good career but he ended up as a druggie. Very sad.
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