Hear about the time Michael Jackson jumped in a car and had a wreck in his driveway? He was so rich and being used to being in a limo that his security detail was perplexed. "Why did you jump in a car and try to drive away so fast? You know you can't drive!"
MJ responded: :I heard on the radio: "Kids pants half off at JCPenny today".
17 posted on 12/19/2017 12:11:44 PM PST by DCBryan1
(No realli, moose bytes can be quite nasti!)