Posted on 12/08/2017 9:05:15 AM PST by OregonRancher
What happened to the Friday Silliness thread, we need humor and laughs.
2 guys with no arm or legs you hang by the window?
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Kurt n Rod
The Friday Sillyness?
It went away.
Its feelings were hurt, because everyone just laughed at it!
They had to let school out before lunch and they grounded all the school busses so you have to drive to pick up your kid. Nobody knows how to drive in snow here so it’s a huge freakout. LOL!
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To continue:
In your mailbox? Bill
In a hot tub? Stew
In a hole? Phil
In a tigers cage? Claude
On a barbecue? Frank
Gal with no arms, no legs on a barbecue? Patty
Gal with one leg against the wall? Ilene
The same gal in Japan? Irene
We have dear friends who moved to Minnesota from Atlanta. Their son laughed at football teammates who were struggling from practicing in August heat. He quit early November-far too cold!
My husband would pass out if he had to work (carpenter) during July in Georgia. I’d love to give it a shot! I struggle during bitter winter months.
excellent additions!
Do not, under any circumstances, live anywhere where it snows.
It's working so far.
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for candy, cookies, all sorts of things.
The grandpa is saying in a controlled voice: “Easy,Pete, we won’t be long-easy, boy.” The boy has another outburst and she hears the grandpa calmly say: “It’s okay, Pete. Just a couple more minutes and we’ll be out of here. Hang in there, son.” At the checkout the little horror is throwing items out of the shopping cart. Grandpa says again in a controlled voice, “Pete, Pete, relax buddy, don’t get upset. We’ll be home in five minutes, stay cool, Pete.”
Very impressed, she goes outside to where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. She says: “It’s none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don’t know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. Pete is very lucky to have you as his grandpa.”
“Thanks,” says the grandpa, “but I am Pete. This little bastard’s name is Kevin.”
I knew someone who retired from the Air Force while in Montgomery, AL. He worked there a few years, then decided to move back up to Minnesota to be near his folks. They sold the house in September and moved up. Around mid-November they moved back to Montgomery... said he forgot how cold it was up there.
Yeh I like one inch of snow for one day once a year. !LOL! Thats usually Atlanta.
What do call his arms and legs?
Pieces of Art.
That’s funny! I’ve been dreaming of warmer climbs since I was quite young. Married a guy who loves the cold. I’m just thankful he didn’t haul me off to North Dakota!
Supposed to get real cold here tonight but no snow that I've heard of.
Some friends from the North Texas area moved up to Montana this summer... about 40 miles south of the Canadian border. I think I'll check with them in mid-February to see how they like it. :-)
“The Tiger’s Revenge, by Claude Bahls”
LOL, that’s the funniest one; I’m STILL laughing!
Be very wary of someone in a hospital gown directing traffic.
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.
He was buried Friday in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies.
The graveside was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who “never knew how much he was kneaded”.
Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They had two children, and one in the oven.
The funeral was at 3:50 for 20 minutes.
“The graveside was piled high with flours-——”
Clever.
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