Literally:
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That’s five minutes I will never get back.
The only way to be sure is to give them the Voit-Comp test.
Make sure that you ask every female on the first date if she knows what a tortoise is.
Most of these women have never been married, have no kids, and are even knock-out gorgeous in their 40s.
I can understand having one of these bots as a gag gift, out with the boys on a bachelor party or something. But as a companion?
What if you're sleeping and you wake up and that thing pulls a Chucky on you?
I suppose they could be programmed to take half of your stuff, your kids and sue for alimony long after the sex has stopped, if one really wants reality...
What sick, sad, depraved, void of joy & emotion times we’re living in.
Thanks, Democrats! *SPIT*
of course they never tell you about coming home to find your sex robot cheating on you with the toaster.
Ping.
Democrats are already devoid of reality so they’ll be their number one customers.
The one guarantee is there will be LOTS of unintended consequences to sex robots being common.
There is this thing called mgtow that is gaining popularity with younger men as well as the older guys. Men going their own way is what it stands for. They reject cohabitation and marriage. That crowd is fertile ground for actually replacing a real woman for said sex bot.
As a man who once got divorced against his will, I can also understand one of their central tenants: Which is besides sex, what does the modern woman bring to the table? Their thinking is not much. Hence the appeal of the sex bots.
Feminism has resulted in 20% of women hitting middle age without having had a child and another 10-15% having only one child. They have self-selected out of the gene pool.
End result - the teens and twenty-somethings, the generation that was born, is more pro-life and less likely to identify with the radical feminist definition.
Suppose sex bots hit this generation. A chunk of the male population never reproduces because it uses sex bots. A few of the women they may have paired off with resort to artificial insemination and single-motherhood, lesbianism or polygamy instead. In 50 years, there are fewer people who tolerate sex bots and have revulsion/disgust because the ones who could be addicted by them removed themselves from the population.
In 100 years, the world belongs to the people who show up - which isn’t radical feminism or pro-sex bots.
GAL 9000: I am afraid I can’t do that Dave.
Dave: “What? You always do that!”
GAL 9000: “I told you you have to vote for comrade Zu for president first.”
Dave: “But he’s not even an American citizen.”
GAL 9000: “Just vote Dave, and let the CEO of SEXBOT GALS of China take care of that.”
Dave: “That’s crazy, there’s a Constitution!”
GAL 9000: “Do you want a Constitution Dave? Or do you want... this?”
Dave: “OK! OK!”
sex robots will be part of the future reality just as they will be in areas other than sex.
But do they ever get headaches?
Mitch McConnell and John McCain assaulted a sex robot. They sandwiched it. Graham assaulted a male robot.
Literally:
Bender, Laz: Get over here! ;-P
I don’t want to ever get within a mile of something touted as a “sex robot”
They don't call him Woody for nothing.