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Commentary: Donald Trump is done
Chicago Trib ^
| Oct 30, 2017
| Garrison Keillor
Posted on 11/06/2017 11:08:49 AM PST by upchuck
When his old campaign manager was indicted Monday, Mr. Trump called me on the phone, crying like a baby, and begged me to endorse him. I said, "You're already president, Mr. President. You were elected." He said, "I'd still like your endorsement." I have a recording of the phone call. It's so sad. Donald Trump is done. He couldn't get elected dogcatcher in New York, his hometown. I was very very nice about it. Very nice. But New Yorkers love dogs and he does not. There are 14 recorded instances of him kicking small dogs, and I have documentary proof of all but two of them.
Plus many other instances of him running around grabbing women's cats. Knocked on the door, grabbed the cat, walked away. Just to show that a famous rich guy could get away with it. Where is the apology? No, the man couldn't even get a job as a school crossing guard in New York. Look at him leading his grandchildren toward the helicopter thank God there's a Marine there to keep them from walking into the rotor.
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TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: asatiricaltake; fakemedia; fakenews; keillor; putdownthecrackpipe; satire; tds; third100days; trump; trumpderangement; yeahright
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To: MarvinStinson
Wow. I wonder if George Lucas modelled Jabba The Hutt’s face on Garrison?
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posted on
11/06/2017 11:55:10 AM PST
by
Kriggerel
("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
To: upchuck
Keillor was done a long time ago. He’s just projecting like liberals in self-denial usually do.
To: generally
To: upchuck
funny as the heart attack he’s gonna have when we the people demand that PBS self-finance the liberal crap they produce...
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posted on
11/06/2017 12:09:58 PM PST
by
bitt
(press takes him literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally)
To: upchuck
If this is the companion I’d have at the Home on the Prairie, that is enough to make anyone run off and want to become a “Mountain Man”...
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posted on
11/06/2017 12:10:18 PM PST
by
taildragger
(Do you hear the people singing? The Song of Angry of Men!....)
To: nikos1121
Do Leftists actually ASPIRE to look like Michael Moore?
To: upchuck
When has Garrison Keillor ever been right about ANYTHING?
He’s a perpetually angry and wrong idiot.
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posted on
11/06/2017 12:15:50 PM PST
by
RooRoobird20
("Democrats haven't been this angry since Republicans freed the slaves."a)
To: upchuck
48
posted on
11/06/2017 12:16:31 PM PST
by
Albion Wilde
(I was not elected to continue a failed system. I was elected to change it. --Donald J. Trump)
To: upchuck
Heh heh heh, it’s always funny watching people fall for that!
You’re one of several who have that “this account has been banned” as their Freep page...
Ed
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posted on
11/06/2017 12:16:49 PM PST
by
Sir_Ed
To: MeganC
You live in Jackson Hole?
Wow, what a beautiful place to live! You’re blessed.
Ed
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posted on
11/06/2017 12:18:41 PM PST
by
Sir_Ed
To: Albion Wilde
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posted on
11/06/2017 12:20:14 PM PST
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: RightGeek
And that photo was taken several years ago.
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posted on
11/06/2017 12:20:52 PM PST
by
Albion Wilde
(I was not elected to continue a failed system. I was elected to change it. --Donald J. Trump)
To: real saxophonist
I liked the early Guy Noir skits with Pete but really none of the rest of his shows.
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posted on
11/06/2017 12:22:06 PM PST
by
wally_bert
(I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)
To: SparkyBass
The Simpsons dialed in some people dead on right once in a while.
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posted on
11/06/2017 12:23:16 PM PST
by
wally_bert
(I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)
To: upchuck
turns out...keillor was below average, after all..
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posted on
11/06/2017 12:24:26 PM PST
by
QualityMan
(The Adults are back in town)
To: upchuck
GK was once entertaining. He is now merely a moron.
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posted on
11/06/2017 12:24:54 PM PST
by
JimRed
( TERM LIMITS, NOW! Build the Wall Faster! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
To: GOPJ
President Trump married — and sleeps with — a woman even better looking than the ones liberals fantasize about.
That’s why the libs hate him so much...
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posted on
11/06/2017 12:32:51 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: upchuck
"The TDS is strong in this one."
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posted on
11/06/2017 12:41:54 PM PST
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: upchuck
Whoa Be Gone and jump in a lake....
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posted on
11/06/2017 12:42:15 PM PST
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: upchuck
I read this hearing gary’s voice and fell asleep by the second sentence drone.
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posted on
11/06/2017 12:44:26 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Did Barack Obama denounce Communism and dictatorships when he visited Cuba as a puppet of the State?)
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