Posted on 09/12/2017 4:50:06 PM PDT by PROCON
A Missouri woman was found with a loaded handgun in her vagina after being arrested for possession of drugs, a local newspaper reported.
Amika Witt, 20, was stopped by police at 5 a.m. Thursday for driving 90 miles per hour.
During a search, police found ecstasy on her her, as well as heroin in her bra, according to a statement read in court by McLean County Assistant State’s Attorney Layne Roberts.
Witt was taken to McLean County Jail where she was strip searched by a female officer, who then found a 13-ounce Kimber .380 handgun in Witt’s body cavity. The handgun was loaded and had a bullet in the chamber.
Witt is charged with armed violence for possessing a weapon during the alleged commission of a felony and while in possession of drugs, and possession of a controlled substance with intent to deliver.
Clinton McDonald, 29, was also in the car at the time and charged with unlawful possession of heroin with the intent to deliver, and possession of ecstasy.
Both Witt and McDonald were jailed and had their bail set at $40,035 and $20,035, respectively.
20? now count the years she wore shoes.
Google RODE HARD AND PUT AWAY WET FAR TOO MANY TIMES? and her picture will (probably) pop up.
“Must’ve had an extra large holster”
Haven’t read all the comments, but so far, that’s the winner.
A classic movie. The late, great Don "Crapgame" Rickles was hilarious. It was a tremendous cast. Carol O'Connor was a scream as the general.
"What's with all the Negative waves, Mauriarty?"
Mark
Mark
Laz probably shouldn’t hit that. What if it hit back?
X-ray?
Since when did Kimber start building Tupperware guns? 13 oz. seems rather light to be an all-steel firearm.
“Laz probably shouldn’t hit that”
Yep. Like hitting the Carlsbad Caverns, you would never know you hit it.
Or it might hit back much harder than even an expert would expect. Making the mangled genitals ping list with a .380 by surprise does not strike me as a fun adventure. You wouldn’t know you were hitting the trigger until too late.
“Carol O’Connor was a scream as the general”
Hell yes, played the straight guy. His guys were bogged down everywhere, desperate for one of his Companies to break out. He was getting reports of Kelly kicking ass and taking names not knowing that Kelly had ulterior motives for whacking the Germans.
Judging by her appearance, that’s about the only action her vagina should ever get.
LOL...
Oh, thats where I left that...
Beavertail?
Did she have a cunt sealed weapon permit?
Good thing it wasn’t a Sig.
I’ve heard of dildos, but this one’s a kildo.
Pisshole packing Mamma
It’s possible she has....a drug problem.
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