Lenny Dykstra Tries to Slide Into Lena Dunham’s DMs

New York Post ^ | September 7, 2017 | Chris Perez

[nickcarraway]

Looks like Lenny Dykstra is still swinging for the fences.

The former Mets partyboy tried to slide into Lena Dunham‘s DMs on Thursday night after the actress declared she was “horny for baseball players.”

“DM me,” the former center fielder tweeted in response.

[onona]

Or are you just here to troll Freepers for typos and spelling?

wardaddy just doing the heavy lifting for the rest of us.

I can breathe again.

[T-Bone Texan]

Wardaddy is famous for stream of consciousness posts that lack sentence structure and, especially, periods indicating the ends of sentences.

I find them very entertaining. Some of them are reminiscent of haikus.

[Hyman Roth]

I thought Lenny was still in jail. What a shyster..... He always seemed a little shady.

[Phlap]

If I was drunk enough, she is ugly enough. She is the one in the middle lol!

[Sans-Culotte]

If I was drunk enough, she is ugly enough. She is the one in the middle lol!

Reminds me of this classic:

[MrRelevant]

DM = dirty muff?

[RegulatorCountry]

Looks like Lenny Dykstra is still swinging for the fences.

They misspelled feces.

[Pelham]

"Punctuation? We don' need no stinkin' punctuation!"