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Lenny Dykstra Tries to Slide Into Lena Dunham’s DMs
New York Post ^
| September 7, 2017
| Chris Perez
Posted on 09/07/2017 10:07:48 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Looks like Lenny Dykstra is still swinging for the fences.
The former Mets partyboy tried to slide into Lena Dunham‘s DMs on Thursday night after the actress declared she was “horny for baseball players.”
“DM me,” the former center fielder tweeted in response.
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TOPICS: Humor; Sports; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: dm; dunham; dykstra; slumpbuster; wtmi
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To: nickcarraway
He tries to ‘slide into’ her what?
I’m guessing DM means Direct Message, but maybe not. Maybe it’s something far more personal.
To: nickcarraway
Must have some kind of freakish fetish.
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:10:41 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: nickcarraway
Not even Lenny Dykstra could possibly be that blind or desperate.....
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:10:44 PM PDT
by
Enchante
To: nickcarraway
Don’t forget to bring her a bridal and some carrots, Lenny.
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:11:08 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(Whatever it takes to MAGA)
To: All
he may have a serious drinking problem, but still, eeewwww
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:11:15 PM PDT
by
Enchante
To: Bullish
Don’t forget to roll her back into the water when you’re done, Lenny.
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:13:07 PM PDT
by
Noumenon
(Can you imagine if Islam were NOT the religion of peace?)
To: nickcarraway
I’ve heard of any port in a storm, but in this case, it would be better to just go down with the ship!
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:21:11 PM PDT
by
txnativegop
(Socialism -- an evil created by ignorant a-holes!)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:22:44 PM PDT
by
Tzimisce
To: nickcarraway
After making the mistake of reading the article, she wants to borrow his bat, and it’s obvious she means his real bat, and that’s an image that I can’t undo now...
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:39:32 PM PDT
by
Waverunner
(I'd like to welcome our new overlords, say hello to my little friend)
To: nickcarraway
THIS is what it took for me to lose all respect for Lennie.
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:48:55 PM PDT
by
Captainpaintball
(It appears that we no longer wish to keep our Republic, Mr. Franklin...)
To: nickcarraway
To: nickcarraway
Nobody can be that hard up.
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:53:09 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: Tzimisce
Bring an extra paper bag, in case one falls off.
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posted on
09/07/2017 10:58:16 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: nickcarraway
What the heck did she expect after making that comment about being horny for baseball players? What an idiot. Of course in her twisted feminist mind it’s okay to make a sexual comment like that but when she gets a response, even if it was in jest, she plays outraged woman being harassed. Typical.
Peach
To: nickcarraway
Help me find my keys and we can drive out of here...
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posted on
09/07/2017 11:19:42 PM PDT
by
dainbramaged
(Get out of my country now)
To: Bullish
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posted on
09/07/2017 11:37:14 PM PDT
by
wardaddy
(Virtue signalers should be shot on sight...conservative ones racked and hanged then fed to dogs)
To: wardaddy
Yeah, I know smart guy. I realized it after I posted it. I was wondering who would be the first to go anal on me. You win. But don’t you have anything better to contribute to this forum?
Or are you just here to troll Freepers for typos and spelling?
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posted on
09/07/2017 11:52:10 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(Whatever it takes to MAGA)
To: nickcarraway
Just effing Ewwwwwwwwwww :-(
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posted on
09/08/2017 2:15:53 AM PDT
by
Bobalu
(Don't give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, yearning to be freeloaders.)
To: nickcarraway
That must be some pair of beer goggles he’s wearing.
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posted on
09/08/2017 2:37:58 AM PDT
by
Jimmy Valentine
(DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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