Posted on 07/11/2017 6:19:28 AM PDT by ptsal
The heaviest chemical element yet known to science. Governmentium (Gv) has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium--an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
"Oh my God--Don't touch that!! It's Governmentium. My cousin Sal drank some mixed with Tang when he was a kid, and now he's a lawyer."
"Aiiighhhhh!!!!!"
LOL Can I copy
Perfect!
This should be on California's Prop 65 notice.
rotfl!
Political SCIENCE at its best!
But you hafta add this in. This is how the Governmentoes' hands stay clean......so they can loot the US Treasury unimpeded.
THE "DELEGATION" HORROR STORY--A Federal agency MO since 1946. It's down to a science:
<><> (1) publish a Notice of Proposed Rulemaking (NPRM),
<><> (2) make the comment period really short,
<><> (3) stonewall any negative comments, and,
<><> (4) publish the "rules,"
<><> (5)which NOW have the force of US law.
No elected Governmentoe was ever involved, doesn't leave any DNA on it. Yet again, why "Delegation" is ominous for liberty---why the writing of administrative law by federal agencies - is un-Constitutional (hat tip to FReeper Regulator.)
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The scam close-up: signed govt memos "delegate" to federal agencies orders to come up with The Plan.
The federal agencies then "invent" Committees to do this. Then "Administrative Rules," after a comment period, are published in the "Code of Federal Regulations," which magically turns them into law........ using federal fairy dust.
The governmentoes are shielded from responsibility-- don't have to take any hits. Behind closed doors, federal factotums do the dirty work.
Thanks for the ping.
LOL - now that's funny!
What level of Trumpanite radiation is require to cause a chain reaction in Govermentium that might lead to its disintegration into common so-called deplorable elements such as hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon.
You're the scientist, ptsal. I trust your good judgement :- )
The solution is 43.
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