GOOD NEWS: You Can No Longer Outrun A Robot Who Might Be Chasing You !

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[johnk]

Published on Jan 28, 2017 Robots accomplish tasks too complicated or dangerous for humans. The strength and speed of a robot's movement and problems solving skills are favored for completing jobs faster than humans. Meet some of the fastest robots in the world.

[johnk]

Well that's it, almost 30 miles per hour. Even Usain Bolt could not outrun this thing.

[grobdriver]

Hmmm... what do I need to load in my .45 to defeat one of these things should it go “I Robot” syndrome...

[freedumb2003]

Frankly androids will be the least useful robots.

It is better to design robots to do a series of tasks (such as take down suspects) and their chassis accordingly.

Although the human body is an amazingly flexible design, it is probably the least useful for robotics, except maybe Japanese love toys.

We won’t see “Data” in our lifetimes and humans may not see his ilk ever.

[blueunicorn6]

I’ll just give it one of those unsolveable questions and walk away while it short circuits trying to find an answer.

Yeah....I know.....I’m gonna die.

[mountn man]

Well that's it, almost 30 miles per hour. Even Usain Bolt could not outrun this thing.

Steve Austin could do 60 mph, and that was 43 years ago.

[Red Badger]

Nothing.
A Taser would work much better............

[kosciusko51]

I’m not sure how this is good news...

[blueunicorn6]

Anymore, I’m not sure I could outrun a toaster.

[johnk]

That is what I was thinking, especially the kind the can do 4 slices at a time.

[Moonman62]

Well that’s it, almost 30 miles per hour. Even Usain Bolt could not outrun this thing.

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I only have to run faster than the person next to me.

[blueunicorn6]

Those ones are ruthless.

[SaveFerris]

First, you get the robot to chase you into a factory, then start the automatic sequence to provide cover with noise.

Next, stick some plastique into the robot’s pelvic area and finally, bring down the hydraulic press on it.

Easy-peasy.

Oh yeah, before all that, try to get the robot to drive a tractor trailer rig with tanker into a parked Gremlin.

Finding an old Gremlin will be the tough part.

[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

Technology. It is always just a matter of time and money.

[humblegunner]

I could put a dozen fatass rounds into it.
That’s just right now, if I can knock it down for a few seconds I got even more fun stuff.

Let’s dance, robot.

[Jonty30]

It will help with the UN’s plan to depopulate the earth by 2030!

[DannyTN]

[BigEdLB]

Danger, Will Robinson...

[trisham]

I’m doomed.

[kaehurowing]

Don’t worry about robots, worry about drones. The new racing ones can go anywhere and can chase you right down a hall. Then the operator just presses the “explode” button.

[johnk]

But what if he has friends?