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Man Who Robbed Bank to Get Away From Wife Sentenced to Home Confinement
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Posted on 06/15/2017 5:51:04 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland
His plan didn't go as expected!
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To: HereInTheHeartland
It’s funny in the ironic sense but it’s not funny at all in the cruel and unusual punishment sense. Criminal sentencing is not a place for a judge to display his sense of humor.
To: HereInTheHeartland
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posted on
06/15/2017 5:53:36 PM PDT
by
onona
(i don't know what the reticent is)
To: HereInTheHeartland
The Eighth Amendment prohibits cruel and unusual punishment.
To: HereInTheHeartland
he is stuck with her OUCH
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posted on
06/15/2017 5:56:13 PM PDT
by
manc
( If they want so called marriage equality then they should support polygamy too.)
To: HereInTheHeartland
he is stuck with her OUCH
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posted on
06/15/2017 5:56:13 PM PDT
by
manc
( If they want so called marriage equality then they should support polygamy too.)
To: HereInTheHeartland
The next headline we see regarding this fellow will be:
Man Who Robbed Bank to Get Away From Wife and Was Sentenced to Home Confinement Kills Wife.
To: HereInTheHeartland
The teller turned over the cash, but Ripple didnt run. He just sat and waited in the lobby.
When a security guard approached him, he quickly confessed and was taken into custody.
Ripple allegedly told police he robbed the bank because he couldnt spend another moment at home with his wife.
Wow. Sounds sort of like the pilot episode of “Prison Break”, only in this case we’ll call it “Can’t Get a Prison Break”.
To: HereInTheHeartland
Might end up as a suicide or homicide!
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posted on
06/15/2017 5:58:57 PM PDT
by
RetiredTexasVet
(Start using cash and checks or the elite class and bankers will make "cashless" the norm.)
To: HereInTheHeartland
He should have just gone to Bass Pro shop for a couple of hours.
This could have been avoided!
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posted on
06/15/2017 5:59:21 PM PDT
by
HereInTheHeartland
(I don't want better government; I want much less of it.)
To: manc
Lol... do like us. Wife and I have a pact. We will rent a chipper shredder for a block party. Invite everyone we know. They get to vote on which one of us gets fed in at the end of the party.
To: manc
Lol... do like us. Wife and I have a pact. We will rent a chipper shredder for a block party. Invite everyone we know. They get to vote on which one of us gets fed in at the end of the party.
To: HereInTheHeartland
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posted on
06/15/2017 6:01:00 PM PDT
by
Ken H
(Best election ever!)
To: Ken H
Must be really depressed now
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posted on
06/15/2017 6:10:27 PM PDT
by
Hojczyk
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
My own family would vote to chip me. :)
They all like her better lol.
So do I!
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posted on
06/15/2017 6:15:35 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(The only thing an upper crust Conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
To: All
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posted on
06/15/2017 6:22:05 PM PDT
by
musicman
(The future is just a collection of successive nows.)
To: Ken H
Harcourt Fenton Mudd???? Are you alluding to the character in the original Star Trek series????? And his nagging wife???
To: HereInTheHeartland
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posted on
06/15/2017 6:34:32 PM PDT
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: HereInTheHeartland
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posted on
06/15/2017 6:34:52 PM PDT
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: HereInTheHeartland
Marriage starts with two hearts and a diamond. Towards the end, all you want is a club and a spade.
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posted on
06/15/2017 6:36:17 PM PDT
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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