Posted on 06/13/2017 1:43:13 PM PDT by Lazamataz
I have decided to create a group on Facebook.
It is called 'The Annoyingly Overmoderated Group'. <-- Please click this link, join up and have a good time!
No, wait. Having a good time is forbidden there.
Here is a partial list of the rules:
"No animals allowed in this group. Absolutely no guns, weapons,a ammunition. Jokes against any ethnic group will be deleted. No racial slurs. No controversial topics of any kind. Advertisements will be immediately removed. No transgender / gay / lesbian posts. No political topics of any kind. Poems, art, or quotes will be removed. Topics such as fashion, home decoration, or hobbies will not be tolerated. No songs may be posted, including ones you have personally authored. Foreign-language posts will be removed immediately. No posts of pretty women, especially those in scanty clothes. Memes of any nature are forbidden. No fighting between members. Excessively flirtatious or friendly posts are disallowed. Religion is not a permitted topic. Anything related to automobiles, engineering, electrical appliances, and other such items are strictly forbidden. No drugs, alcohol, party posts, or discussion of any form of entertainment. Scientific areas that are off-limits include: Physics, chemistry, mathematics, astronomy, paleantology, geology, and atmospheric studies. We will not suffer a witch to live. No metaphysical or New Age topics permitted. Any discussion of weather is strictly forbidden. No porn. No discussion of cigarettes. French is not permitted. Posts about travel are not permitted. Do not discuss any form of exercise. Posts about grammar will be immmediately removed. Please do not discuss celebrities. Gardening posts will be removed. No discussion of movies or movie reviews. Car talk will be removed. Gossip is not permitted. Excessive use of facts will result in a ban. Do not discuss art. No conversations about space travel will be allowed. Posts that express intolerance will be permitted and are encouraged. No discussion will be permitted about the policies of this group."
Looks like an abbreviated list of what it’s like to live in Western Europe now...
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I just joined. Can I pick my nose when I go there?
But it’s all fun and games
Until somebody falls
In love
But you already bought a ticket and there’s no turning back now
who are they?
This is a great and rare privilege that you have earned.
When you sufficiently piss me off, all you get is a silent click that you don't
even notice (obviously) whereby I remove myself for a period of time.
Other, lesser folks get eviscerating tirades outlining their
mental and physical shortcomings as well as their questionable
lineage, breeding, upbringing, hygiene and basic status as human beings.
Who loves ya, baby?
Bump for when I get home and can use my own computer to access because my employer blocks FB because he doesn’t want me to have fun when I’m supposed to be working.
“I’m Mad As He’ll!
I’m Not going to Take It Anymore!”
Can we mention Ted Cruz?
I still like Cruz, goofball nerd that he is, but my guess is, the answer to your question could be summed up best in one word---
I won’t do Facebook because, I know that would become a killer, we see it happen every day now.
I refuse to join any group that would have me as a member Even though my standards are very very low. At least I have some.
Questions aren’t allowed...
(ABBA)
TTIUWOP
I am extremely busy with work today, stuff needing a lot of concentration, which seems to be waning... Anyway, here is the thing: I have no idea what TTIUWOP means. So... again... this is how it feels to be “out of it”.
Then the strange ones came and the people knew...
LOL - You had me laughing after reading the first few sentences. Thanks I really needed that! :-)
Fortunately, I don’t do FB. :-D
You’re GREAT!!!!!
I wonder how long it will be before Faceborg removes it.
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