Posted on 06/13/2017 1:43:13 PM PDT by Lazamataz
I have decided to create a group on Facebook.
It is called 'The Annoyingly Overmoderated Group'. <-- Please click this link, join up and have a good time!
No, wait. Having a good time is forbidden there.
Here is a partial list of the rules:
"No animals allowed in this group. Absolutely no guns, weapons,a ammunition. Jokes against any ethnic group will be deleted. No racial slurs. No controversial topics of any kind. Advertisements will be immediately removed. No transgender / gay / lesbian posts. No political topics of any kind. Poems, art, or quotes will be removed. Topics such as fashion, home decoration, or hobbies will not be tolerated. No songs may be posted, including ones you have personally authored. Foreign-language posts will be removed immediately. No posts of pretty women, especially those in scanty clothes. Memes of any nature are forbidden. No fighting between members. Excessively flirtatious or friendly posts are disallowed. Religion is not a permitted topic. Anything related to automobiles, engineering, electrical appliances, and other such items are strictly forbidden. No drugs, alcohol, party posts, or discussion of any form of entertainment. Scientific areas that are off-limits include: Physics, chemistry, mathematics, astronomy, paleantology, geology, and atmospheric studies. We will not suffer a witch to live. No metaphysical or New Age topics permitted. Any discussion of weather is strictly forbidden. No porn. No discussion of cigarettes. French is not permitted. Posts about travel are not permitted. Do not discuss any form of exercise. Posts about grammar will be immmediately removed. Please do not discuss celebrities. Gardening posts will be removed. No discussion of movies or movie reviews. Car talk will be removed. Gossip is not permitted. Excessive use of facts will result in a ban. Do not discuss art. No conversations about space travel will be allowed. Posts that express intolerance will be permitted and are encouraged. No discussion will be permitted about the policies of this group."
I went to your link, and it seems I need to be on FB to be part of this group.
I guess I am just a loser again....
Have fun with your special FB friends.
Knock, knock...
Are attractive, nubile women allowed?
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Punctuation is banned there.
Strictly forbidden.
Wait a minute. If there’s no animals, how’s someone supposed to post funny kitten gifs?
Precisely.
Dr. Jordan Peterson says this is the first time in human history that women are essentially equal or in charge, and we are now seeing what a dystopia under an excess of empathy looks like.
In the name of love and compassion, here is everything banned. It isn’t unity and strength like the traditional, testosterone driven utopia. It is the warm loving nanny that says I’m protecting my little babies, punish the babies that don’t do what they’re told, reward emotional reasoning and tantruming with attention and sympathy, and lord help whoever threatens mamma’s helpless little babies.
Can I ask a question?
Hehe, Laz, if I DID Facebook at all, I would definitely sign up!
Questions are not permitted in this group.
Come one, come all, and have a miserable time.
Can I talk about how I took a nap?
I think that makes the grade, but expect a new rule covering this topic.
I'm having a great time.
It's awful. What wonderful fun!
I knew I could find a loophole.
“Questions are not permitted in this group.”
So, if I sign up for this group you can’t tell me if you are coming back to Tampa?
Well, then I can’t say it’s my turn to buy...
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