Posted on 06/13/2017 1:43:13 PM PDT by Lazamataz
I have decided to create a group on Facebook.
It is called 'The Annoyingly Overmoderated Group'. <-- Please click this link, join up and have a good time!
No, wait. Having a good time is forbidden there.
Here is a partial list of the rules:
"No animals allowed in this group. Absolutely no guns, weapons,a ammunition. Jokes against any ethnic group will be deleted. No racial slurs. No controversial topics of any kind. Advertisements will be immediately removed. No transgender / gay / lesbian posts. No political topics of any kind. Poems, art, or quotes will be removed. Topics such as fashion, home decoration, or hobbies will not be tolerated. No songs may be posted, including ones you have personally authored. Foreign-language posts will be removed immediately. No posts of pretty women, especially those in scanty clothes. Memes of any nature are forbidden. No fighting between members. Excessively flirtatious or friendly posts are disallowed. Religion is not a permitted topic. Anything related to automobiles, engineering, electrical appliances, and other such items are strictly forbidden. No drugs, alcohol, party posts, or discussion of any form of entertainment. Scientific areas that are off-limits include: Physics, chemistry, mathematics, astronomy, paleantology, geology, and atmospheric studies. We will not suffer a witch to live. No metaphysical or New Age topics permitted. Any discussion of weather is strictly forbidden. No porn. No discussion of cigarettes. French is not permitted. Posts about travel are not permitted. Do not discuss any form of exercise. Posts about grammar will be immmediately removed. Please do not discuss celebrities. Gardening posts will be removed. No discussion of movies or movie reviews. Car talk will be removed. Gossip is not permitted. Excessive use of facts will result in a ban. Do not discuss art. No conversations about space travel will be allowed. Posts that express intolerance will be permitted and are encouraged. No discussion will be permitted about the policies of this group."
Only one question allowed, and you just used up yours.
Would this be an acceptable post?
“!@#$%^&*()}{”
Thank you for reminding me WHY I don’t do facebooed
Being that weapons of any sort are verboten, (sorry about the foreign language) I’d like to discuss bare-handed hunting. Seems that tools used in skinning the captured anim...(sorry! I meant, specimens)will be allowed.
...by our alien overlords. They want me well-rested for the End of the World, so that I can help repopulate the planet for them ...
I noticed that there is no grouchy geezer prohibition, but since many seniors don’t have Facebook I see a potential discrimination lawsuit.
Googling greedy attorney.
You unfriended me again, you prick. :)
No.
Whatever the post, it is unacceptable.
Strictly forbidden.
Awesome when I get home to my puter I will join
Only if you are Alex Jones
Is there a Department of Redundancy Department?
Can I explain why I hated the Obama Reign of Terror?
So the only thing left to discuss is IT. Let’s argue about IT. Hyperconvergence is just mainframe envy by a different name.
If hitable females aren’t allowed, what good is it?
Hell no. How do you think I got in.
Nothing that I say is the truth.
Everything that I say is a lie.
Are words that rhyme with “dumpster” allowed?
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