[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

Alcohol is always involved. The driver sure doesn’t care about her dying.

[CGASMIA68]

Could that be one of the fat black ugly tatted local women seen in the previous piece a few days ago from the Daily Mail on Spring break

[V_TWIN]

“woman seems completely unfazed by the passing cars or the fact that she’s only a slip away from a potentially deadly fall....)

That’s a side effect of alcohol if I remember correctly.

[Red Badger]

We don’t have ‘freeways’ in the east.
We have ‘expressways’................

[capt. norm]

Spring Break is here in Panama City....traffic often slows to a crawl. A lot of the female spring breakers like to cruise Front Beach Road and flash their breasts as they pass by.

I had found a neat prop at the TV station where I work. It was a large white rectangle with a huge number "5" on it.
Carried it with me for the right moment when a pickup drove by with a female passenger in the back, flashing her breasts and collecting beads from the bystanders. I held up my "5" like a judge in Olympic competition and the effect was her thinking she was a "5" and was only so-so in the body department.
It worked even better than I thought it would...I virtually wore it out the rest of the evening.

[wrench]

Not twerking, and in no danger of slipping off. Hanging onto the sunroof is more like what she is doing.

[rrrod]

She is lucky there are no real police in S Florida...

[rrrod]

She is lucky there are no real police in S Florida...

[capt. norm]

Spring breakers have a lot in common with lemmings. The sharks could set up a buffet line if they had any brains.

The water is still crystal clear with 50 foot vis. for skin divers in spite of visitors "tinkling" in it.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Stupidity.

[blueunicorn6]

Another Harvard law school student doing an interpretive dance about torts.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Ride ‘em, cowgirl!

[day10]

You don’t see that every day.

[Farmer Dean]

She’d look good as a hood ornament on some pimp’s car.

[Born to Conserve]

Accident in front of my house — drunks speeding 50mph down the road in the wee hours of Saturday morning, two people in the front seats, one sitting out the back window on the ledge; impressed with their ability to celebrate, they forget to stay in their lane. Results: two front seaters dead, guy out the window walks away.

[MinuteGal]

If you don't know what "twerking" is, here's the definition: "Twerking: a type of dancing in which an individual, often female, moves to music in a sexually provocative manner."

You're welcome....LOL.

Leni

[Az Joe]

Ahhhh to be young again

[Teotwawki]

Ah the idiocy of youth. Back about thirty years ago I was young and stupid and cruising down the highway at about 70 mph in my T-top Camaro. I was alone in the car and there wasn't any other traffic around. It was on cruise control, then I took my hands off the wheel and sat for awhile letting the car roll on uncontrolled by me. It was tracking straight. I decided my presence wasn't really needed so I climbed up and straddled the T-top. Rode for quite a ways until a curve up ahead, so I climbed back in, on the passenger side to make it a full circuit, then slid back into the drivers seat to resume driving. Probably not the stupidest thing I've ever done, but certainly not smart.

[catbertz]

If she doesn’t meet Darwin first, then she will bless the world with her genetics, like some kind of biological weapon. Idiocracy in the flesh.