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President Trump Has Lunch With The Pope
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Posted on 02/23/2017 10:26:03 AM PST by EveningStar

President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht, the Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat off, right into the water.

It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place.

The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them off, saying "Never mind, boys, I'll get it."

The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed into the yacht, and handed the Pope his hat.

The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope's entourage were speechless.

No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.

But that afternoon, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN reported:

"TRUMP CAN'T SWIM"


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: lunch; media; pope; trump

1 posted on 02/23/2017 10:26:03 AM PST by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

LOL


2 posted on 02/23/2017 10:28:18 AM PST by PJBankard
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To: EveningStar

ROFL!!! President Trump could do that you know...


3 posted on 02/23/2017 10:29:45 AM PST by HarleyLady27 ('THE FORCE AWAKENS!!!' Trump/Pence: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!)
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To: EveningStar

Now that’s just funny.


4 posted on 02/23/2017 10:31:38 AM PST by conservativepoet
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To: EveningStar
Thanks for posting.

Now according to Dr. Oz....this is killing me...

5 posted on 02/23/2017 10:34:32 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: EveningStar

ha ha ha!


6 posted on 02/23/2017 10:45:24 AM PST by lexington minuteman 1775
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To: EveningStar

DJT is certainly not wet behind the ears!
LOL this post brought laughter from more than one.
Thanks for the levity!


7 posted on 02/23/2017 10:46:08 AM PST by V K Lee (President Trump = MAGA (erasing the era of the Socialist Muslim minor))
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To: EveningStar

Funny and true.


8 posted on 02/23/2017 10:51:40 AM PST by laplata ( Liberals/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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To: All

Trump Exposes Pope to Possible Windstorm Disaster


9 posted on 02/23/2017 11:48:05 AM PST by Peter ODonnell (Listen for my radio call-in program on channel A in your brain, yes caller ... I'm listening)
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To: Peter ODonnell

Trumps keeps Pope from walking on water.


10 posted on 02/23/2017 11:52:43 AM PST by JAKraig (my religion is at least as good as yours)
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To: EveningStar
Trump can't swim.

LOL. You got that right...

11 posted on 02/23/2017 12:06:54 PM PST by poconopundit
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To: EveningStar

“TRUMP CAN’T SWIM”... Tells Pope His Hat Is “All Wet”


12 posted on 02/23/2017 12:39:20 PM PST by Albion Wilde ("January 20, 2017, will be remembered as the day the people became the rulers of this nation again.")
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To: EveningStar

LOL


13 posted on 02/23/2017 1:09:51 PM PST by piytar (http://www.truthrevolt.org/videos/bill-whittle-number-one-bullet)
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To: EveningStar

Funny. Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

For an interesting side note, I read a while back that Trump actually does not like to swim. (this is not to dispute the Trump can’t swim thing, I know that’s just a joke)

That just adds an interesting wrinkle to the joke...


14 posted on 02/23/2017 5:16:19 PM PST by Paleo Pete (When the sun comes up, nitrogen turns into daytrogen.)
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To: JAKraig

Trump’s shoes pollute water surface with oily residue from his walking on city streets.


15 posted on 02/24/2017 3:19:41 AM PST by Seeing More Clearly Now
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To: EveningStar

Thanks for posting


16 posted on 02/24/2017 7:47:18 AM PST by Hillbilly sage
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