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Unhinged 'Professor' Whose Hissy Fit at NYU Went Viral Turns Out to Be Lobster Porn Artist (barf)
PJ Media ^
| 2/5/2017
| Megan Fox
Posted on 02/21/2017 5:54:49 AM PST by simpson96
There are more lifestyles than you can shake a stick at in modern America. Whether you want to live as an animal, or a six-year-old, or a lizard, there's just no end to the choices one can make regarding how you live your life these days in the free world. (This may be our penance for the invention of robot vacuum cleaners. With no physical labor left to do, human beings turn insane, apparently.) How exactly do you tell your parents you've decided to go into "lobster porn" like social media sensation Rebecca Goyette, whose expletive-filled hissy fit outside NYU went viral (NSFW). I imagine the conversation went something like this via email.
Dear Mom and Dad,
I know you had high hopes that I would take my art degree and perhaps teach children to paint or create beautiful landscapes to sell to tourists in some tropical location, but none of that is going to happen. I wanted you to know your money was well spent because I have found a niche in the performance art community: Lobster porn.
What is lobster porn? I sew massive lobster claws onto my hands and flop around on the floor pretending to have sex with men wearing giant cloth penises I made with that sewing machine you bought me for Christmas. It's groundbreaking stuff. The Huffington Post even reported on it (seriously) in its art section. I'm a success! Please tell Grandma! (snip)
Toodles!
Rebecca
In the viral video she can be heard shouting at the police that they should be beating up "neo-Nazis" (instead of protecting Gavin McInnes [who was speaking at an event] from the fascists in the crowd who pepper-sprayed him in the face).
Repeatedly during the video, Goyette claimed to be a professor.
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To: BitWielder1
I want to know why she’s so shellfish.
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posted on
02/21/2017 6:45:20 AM PST
by
Bigg Red
(The LORD of hosts is with us; our stronghold is the God of Jacob. Ps 46:12)
To: wbill
Are you sure that thing is a girl?
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posted on
02/21/2017 6:47:12 AM PST
by
Bigg Red
(The LORD of hosts is with us; our stronghold is the God of Jacob. Ps 46:12)
To: OldMissileer
To: simpson96
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posted on
02/21/2017 6:53:18 AM PST
by
Mich Patriot
(Democrat is the new communist.)
To: Oratam
To: wbill
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posted on
02/21/2017 7:03:24 AM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: simpson96
She/It is also connected to PizzaGate. It’s no wonder she is so upset that Hillary lost.
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posted on
02/21/2017 7:04:43 AM PST
by
Bigg Red
(The LORD of hosts is with us; our stronghold is the God of Jacob. Ps 46:12)
To: Bigg Red
She is connected to PizzaGate? How?
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posted on
02/21/2017 7:08:14 AM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: simpson96
Wait. That's a thing?
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posted on
02/21/2017 7:15:16 AM PST
by
WMarshal
(President Trump, a president keeping his promises to the American people. It feels like winning.)
To: Army Air Corps
She is apparently connected to the “artist” Marina Abramovic (sp?). A search on Youtube led me to someone’s investigation. Be prepared to see some truly disturbing “art”, some of it replete with pizza images.
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posted on
02/21/2017 7:37:12 AM PST
by
Bigg Red
(The LORD of hosts is with us; our stronghold is the God of Jacob. Ps 46:12)
To: wbill
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posted on
02/21/2017 7:40:41 AM PST
by
Moltke
(Reasoning with a liberal is like watering a rock in the hope to grow a building)
To: Spruce
Tuition for NYU is 46k+. Per year. But as it turns out she's NOT really a professor there.
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posted on
02/21/2017 7:41:37 AM PST
by
Moltke
(Reasoning with a liberal is like watering a rock in the hope to grow a building)
To: Moltke
Fair enough. Neeeev-ver heard of it.
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posted on
02/21/2017 7:44:13 AM PST
by
wbill
To: BitWielder1
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posted on
02/21/2017 8:06:48 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: simpson96
AAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........................
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posted on
02/21/2017 8:20:16 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(If "Majority Rule" was so important in South Africa, why isn't it that way here?.......)
To: simpson96
What is lobster porn? I sew massive lobster claws onto my hands and flop around on the floor pretending to have sex with men wearing giant cloth penises I made with that sewing machine you bought me for Christmas. It's groundbreaking stuff. The Huffington Post even reported on it (seriously) in its art section. I'm a success! Please tell Grandma! (snip) Toodles! It takes a college degree for this? Taxpayers are being hosed.
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posted on
02/21/2017 8:37:56 AM PST
by
GOPJ
(What is called "Fake News" is actually deliberate and coordinated disinformation --Freeper detective)
To: GOPJ
“pretending to have sex with men”
Thank God she’s not reproducing.
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posted on
02/21/2017 10:03:04 AM PST
by
JohnnyP
(Thinking is hard work (I stole that from Rush).)
To: simpson96
Having read this here are my conclusions.
Lobster Porn is not art.
It is not even porn.
It is just some human screeching "Look at me! Look at me!"
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posted on
02/21/2017 10:08:36 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles! (pink bow))
To: simpson96
That thing needs to become the new posterthing for the Democrat party. Make it famous.
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posted on
02/21/2017 1:34:39 PM PST
by
RC one
(The 2nd Amendment is a doomsday provision, one designed for those exceptionally rare circumstances)
To: simpson96
What’s going on? There’s just a lot of tards out there. Their numbers seemed to have spiked exponentially since 2008. Is it some curse rendered by processed food? Aliens? El Niño? Whaaaat?
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posted on
02/21/2017 1:59:25 PM PST
by
PeteePie
(Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin is a reproach to any people - Proverbs 14:34)
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