Unhinged 'Professor' Whose Hissy Fit at NYU Went Viral Turns Out to Be Lobster Porn Artist (barf)

PJ Media ^ | 2/5/2017 | Megan Fox

[simpson96]

There are more lifestyles than you can shake a stick at in modern America. Whether you want to live as an animal, or a six-year-old, or a lizard, there's just no end to the choices one can make regarding how you live your life these days in the free world. (This may be our penance for the invention of robot vacuum cleaners. With no physical labor left to do, human beings turn insane, apparently.) How exactly do you tell your parents you've decided to go into "lobster porn" like social media sensation Rebecca Goyette, whose expletive-filled hissy fit outside NYU went viral (NSFW). I imagine the conversation went something like this via email.

Dear Mom and Dad,

I know you had high hopes that I would take my art degree and perhaps teach children to paint or create beautiful landscapes to sell to tourists in some tropical location, but none of that is going to happen. I wanted you to know your money was well spent because I have found a niche in the performance art community: Lobster porn.

What is lobster porn? I sew massive lobster claws onto my hands and flop around on the floor pretending to have sex with men wearing giant cloth penises I made with that sewing machine you bought me for Christmas. It's groundbreaking stuff. The Huffington Post even reported on it (seriously) in its art section. I'm a success! Please tell Grandma! (snip)

Toodles!

Rebecca

In the viral video she can be heard shouting at the police that they should be beating up "neo-Nazis" (instead of protecting Gavin McInnes [who was speaking at an event] from the fascists in the crowd who pepper-sprayed him in the face).

Repeatedly during the video, Goyette claimed to be a professor.

[Bigg Red]

I want to know why she’s so shellfish.

[Bigg Red]

Are you sure that thing is a girl?

[No Socialist]

Looks like a man to me.

[Mich Patriot]

[simpson96]

LOL!

[Army Air Corps]

Rule #34.

[Bigg Red]

She/It is also connected to PizzaGate. It’s no wonder she is so upset that Hillary lost.

[Army Air Corps]

She is connected to PizzaGate? How?

[WMarshal]

Wait. That's a thing?

[Bigg Red]

She is apparently connected to the “artist” Marina Abramovic (sp?). A search on Youtube led me to someone’s investigation. Be prepared to see some truly disturbing “art”, some of it replete with pizza images.

[Moltke]

Rule 34.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_34_%28Internet_meme%29

[Moltke]

Tuition for NYU is 46k+. Per year.

But as it turns out she's NOT really a professor there.

[wbill]

Fair enough. Neeeev-ver heard of it.

[BenLurkin]

bttt

[Red Badger]

AAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........................

[GOPJ]

What is lobster porn? I sew massive lobster claws onto my hands and flop around on the floor pretending to have sex with men wearing giant cloth penises I made with that sewing machine you bought me for Christmas. It's groundbreaking stuff. The Huffington Post even reported on it (seriously) in its art section. I'm a success! Please tell Grandma! (snip) Toodles!

It takes a college degree for this? Taxpayers are being hosed.

[JohnnyP]

“pretending to have sex with men”

Thank God she’s not reproducing.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Having read this here are my conclusions.

Lobster Porn is not art.

It is not even porn.

It is just some human screeching "Look at me! Look at me!"

[RC one]

That thing needs to become the new posterthing for the Democrat party. Make it famous.

[PeteePie]

What’s going on? There’s just a lot of tards out there. Their numbers seemed to have spiked exponentially since 2008. Is it some curse rendered by processed food? Aliens? El Niño? Whaaaat?