Posted on 02/01/2017 12:54:53 PM PST by brucedickinson
“Well a lot of times my pants sag because I don’t wear a belt,” Stroggins said in an interview at the Dallas County jail. “A lot of times I get accused of those things and it don't be true.”
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"A lot of times I get accused of those things and it don't be true."
I just post this because that is an amazing quote. I'm going to use it for lots of things. That's right up there with another favorite quote of mine-- "It was that way when I got here." You'd be surprised how useful that is.
Hold a belt collection for him.
maybe a size small pants ???
He dindonuffin.
Charges not be fair cause the district attorney use cursive.
I’ve always liked “You can’t get there from here.”
If you’re a Democrat these days that would be true!
“I’m going to keep my pants pulled up because I think that’s the issue.”
Ready for a job as a CNN reporter!
In prision, “saggy” pants is an invitation to Bubba that you are in the market for a boyfriend! On the street, saggy pants is a declaration that you are an idiot!
After the first dozen times of being accused of something you’d think he’d put on a belt.
Don’t be true, ya hears me?
Stop wearing baggy pants. Problem solved.
Everyone in the court room was wearing a belt which makes him a victim of Belt Privilege.
Here’s another good one— “I’m married to the sea.”
Wasn’t the whole saggy pants deal from prison where inmates get you know what?
Yep, that is true.
Pants On The Ground
GENERAL LARRY PLATT
Pants on the Ground
Pants on the Ground
Lookin’ like a fool
With your pants on the Ground
With the gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat
With your pants on the ground
Walkin’ downtown with your pants on the ground!
Giddy-up
Hey! Get your pants off the ground!
Lookin like a fool!
Walkin’ talkin’ with your pants on the ground!
Hey! Get your pants off the ground!
Lookin’ like a fool
With your pants on the Ground
With the gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways
Call yourself a cool cat
Pants on the ground!
Michelle ignore this change
(repeat)
I always liked:
Cop...why’d ya run?
Perp...cuz you was chasing me
Tell Fat Albert to pull up his britches.
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