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1 posted on 02/01/2017 7:08:14 AM PST by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

There’s no telling where that thing’s been...


2 posted on 02/01/2017 7:09:15 AM PST by meyer (The Constitution says what it says, and it doesn't say what it doesn't say.)
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To: BenLurkin

I hate when that happens...


7 posted on 02/01/2017 7:11:58 AM PST by Califreak (All Alinsky All The Time)
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To: BenLurkin

I knew a few Nuns that could have done wonders for that girl while she was growing up.


8 posted on 02/01/2017 7:12:14 AM PST by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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*ping*


13 posted on 02/01/2017 7:13:46 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Je Suis Pepe)
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To: BenLurkin

I hope we didn’t pay for her ER visit.

Never date a woman who uses the hashtag “#snakelover”.


14 posted on 02/01/2017 7:13:58 AM PST by I want the USA back (Patriarchal binary all original-equipment breeder and White-privileged crusader.)
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To: BenLurkin

OMG! I was hoping for a picture.......but now I am sorry.


16 posted on 02/01/2017 7:15:19 AM PST by Ditter (God Bless Texas!)
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To: BenLurkin

This story is wrong on every possible level


19 posted on 02/01/2017 7:16:42 AM PST by bigbob (We have better coverage than Verizon - Can You Hear Us Now?)
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To: BenLurkin

Poster girl for the word “skank”.


20 posted on 02/01/2017 7:17:01 AM PST by Polyxene (Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
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To: BenLurkin

Her parents must be SO proud!


21 posted on 02/01/2017 7:17:05 AM PST by pgkdan (The Silent Majority Stands With TRUMP!)
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To: BenLurkin

Boy. What a catch for some lucky guy.


22 posted on 02/01/2017 7:17:23 AM PST by Pravious
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To: BenLurkin

I thought the snake was a significant improvement.


23 posted on 02/01/2017 7:17:53 AM PST by rlmorel (Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
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Definitely another millennial doing their normal ‘ Look at me! Look at me!’ but here its ‘Look at me! Look at me! I am really really stupid! I make Bevis & Butthead look like theoretical physicists!’

How would you like to take that home and meet you folks?
“Mom & Dad this is Ashley, Ashley meet Mom & Dad. (pause)
Yes that’s a snake in her ear. (another pause) Well its not poisonous!... Right Ashley? ....What do you mean you don’t know?”


25 posted on 02/01/2017 7:21:04 AM PST by Reily
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It appears the snake made it through up until the fat place where it’s last meal is still being digested.


26 posted on 02/01/2017 7:21:11 AM PST by Carthego delenda est
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Hold my python and watch this! NAPL


27 posted on 02/01/2017 7:21:24 AM PST by Clay Moore (JRandomFreeper, SWAMPSNIPER RIP)
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To: BenLurkin
Damn, I wish I hadn't clicked on this article. The headline should have been enough...


29 posted on 02/01/2017 7:23:04 AM PST by Carriage Hill ( Poor demoncrats haven't been this mad, since the Republicans took their slaves away.)
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To: BenLurkin

I feel sorry for the snake!
To have such a narcissistic butthole for an owner!


30 posted on 02/01/2017 7:23:15 AM PST by Reily
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Send her down to Florida to catch them big rock pythons.


31 posted on 02/01/2017 7:23:25 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Ping.


32 posted on 02/01/2017 7:24:25 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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Considering that 99% of reptiles carry salmonella on their skin, this idiot is lucky she isn’t dead.


33 posted on 02/01/2017 7:31:22 AM PST by BuffaloJack
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Just be glad it wasn’t a box turtle ......


36 posted on 02/01/2017 7:39:28 AM PST by Squantos (Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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