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Description and Primary Mission of The USS Obama
Free Republic ^ | 8 January 2017 | Windy

Posted on 01/08/2017 11:45:46 AM PST by Windflier

Describe the USS Obama.

Describe its primary mission.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: freepun; garbagescow; obama
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This ought be good ;-)
1 posted on 01/08/2017 11:45:46 AM PST by Windflier
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Innovative reverse stealth technology keeps the vessel unaware of events until they are seen on TV news.


2 posted on 01/08/2017 11:47:15 AM PST by dirtboy
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The primary mission of the USS Obama would be:

White (or rainbow) flag deployment, transport of illegal aliens into U.S. ports, and assisting Greenpeace to save the whales in a carbon neutral manner.


3 posted on 01/08/2017 11:47:30 AM PST by Windflier (Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
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To: Windflier

Sink


4 posted on 01/08/2017 11:47:40 AM PST by dontBSme
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Picture of the U.S.S. Obama

Haul garbage between Hawaii and Kenya.

5 posted on 01/08/2017 11:47:57 AM PST by freedumb2003 (obozo: not just the worst president in American history - worst *American* in American history (turf)
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The sole mission of the USS Obama, is to sink the USS United States.


6 posted on 01/08/2017 11:49:26 AM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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IN accordance to oceanic naval environmental policy, it is a humongous floating septic tank vac and storage facility.
But in keeping with recent naval construction mishaps, instead of vacuuming out the waste from other vessels, it blows onboard waste into other vessels.


7 posted on 01/08/2017 11:50:52 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Windflier

To serve as a tug for the USS Reggie Love.


8 posted on 01/08/2017 11:50:55 AM PST by delete306
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Mutinous, traitorous, crewed with LGBTQ only


9 posted on 01/08/2017 11:51:37 AM PST by A_Former_Democrat ("Liberalism is a mental disorder" On FULL Display NOW BOYCOTT PepsiCO Kellogg's)
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The USS Obama will primarily be charged with surrenduring. It will do this by exposing its stern....especially to enemy ships with larger calibre guns.

While this is going on, the REAL navy will blast the crap out of the enemy.


10 posted on 01/08/2017 11:53:33 AM PST by RepRivFarm ("During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." -George Orwell)
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Target drone for live fire drills

I do want to see a USS Trump aircraft carrier with Trump logo on the conning tower

You never hear about the USS Reagan air craft carrier. I guess I am not surprised As MSM would never report it existence unless someone g bad happens to it


11 posted on 01/08/2017 11:53:41 AM PST by Jimmy The Snake
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A Klingon on Star Trek describing the USS Obama
12 posted on 01/08/2017 11:54:08 AM PST by Pollster1 ("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
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13 posted on 01/08/2017 11:55:32 AM PST by outofsalt ( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything)
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To: dontBSme

LOL!!!!! Good thing I was between gulps of my adult beverage or another keyboard would have got a boozy ZOT!


14 posted on 01/08/2017 11:55:38 AM PST by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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To: mountn man
The sole mission of the USS Obama, is to sink the USS United States.

To sink and sabotage the United States

The Ship's Bell

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15 posted on 01/08/2017 11:57:21 AM PST by politicianslie (What would a terrorist do if he were made POTUS? : Exactly what Hussein Obama is doing)
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To: Windflier

To fire broadsides at America’s best allies and then run aground.


16 posted on 01/08/2017 11:59:27 AM PST by Vigilant1 (The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.)
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A leaky rowboat on loan to the ISIS Navy.


17 posted on 01/08/2017 12:01:35 PM PST by turfmann
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Primary mission of the USS Obama is to sit in port all day long and when required to go on a three-hour apology tour. Along with Gilligan and the Skipper too, the Professor and Mary Anne all on Pedophilia Island.


18 posted on 01/08/2017 12:04:04 PM PST by zaxtres
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19 posted on 01/08/2017 12:04:53 PM PST by Cold War Veteran - Submarines
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The ISS (islamic state ship) Obama?

I’m sure Zero would be honored.


20 posted on 01/08/2017 12:06:38 PM PST by Windflier (Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
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