[Windflier]

This ought be good ;-)

[dirtboy]

Innovative reverse stealth technology keeps the vessel unaware of events until they are seen on TV news.

[Windflier]

The primary mission of the USS Obama would be:

White (or rainbow) flag deployment, transport of illegal aliens into U.S. ports, and assisting Greenpeace to save the whales in a carbon neutral manner.

[dontBSme]

Sink

[freedumb2003]

Picture of the U.S.S. Obama

Haul garbage between Hawaii and Kenya.

[mountn man]

The sole mission of the USS Obama, is to sink the USS United States.

[Darksheare]

IN accordance to oceanic naval environmental policy, it is a humongous floating septic tank vac and storage facility.
But in keeping with recent naval construction mishaps, instead of vacuuming out the waste from other vessels, it blows onboard waste into other vessels.

[delete306]

To serve as a tug for the USS Reggie Love.

[A_Former_Democrat]

Mutinous, traitorous, crewed with LGBTQ only

[RepRivFarm]

The USS Obama will primarily be charged with surrenduring. It will do this by exposing its stern....especially to enemy ships with larger calibre guns.

While this is going on, the REAL navy will blast the crap out of the enemy.

[Pollster1]

A Klingon on Star Trek describing the USS Obama

[outofsalt]

[Vigilant1]

To fire broadsides at America’s best allies and then run aground.

[turfmann]

A leaky rowboat on loan to the ISIS Navy.

[zaxtres]

Primary mission of the USS Obama is to sit in port all day long and when required to go on a three-hour apology tour. Along with Gilligan and the Skipper too, the Professor and Mary Anne all on Pedophilia Island.

[Cold War Veteran - Submarines]

[InterceptPoint]

The Voice, off screen: “Your Mission, if you choose to accept it: Expand the power of Saudia Arabia and Sunni Muslims everywhere.”

Obama: “How much does it pay?”

The Voice: “You will be richer than the Clinton Foundation if you are successful.”

Obama: “I’ll take it. What do I do next?”

The Voice: “We will enroll you in Columbia University and will start working on a Birth Certificate for you. You just need to lay low for a couple of years.”

Obama: “Its a deal.”

[cardinal4]

A yacht looking boat trimmed in pink with lace paying friendly port calls to places like Provincetown, RI, Fire Island, NY, Key West, FL, and San Francisco, CA..

[Organic Panic]

To follow the rear of the USS Milk.

[Fiddlstix]

USS 0Bama
(Click The Pic)

[GoldenPup]

Description and Primary Mission of The USS Obama

I know its supposed to be a boat, but I picture a dope on a girl's bicycle continually crashing into a brick wall and getting nowhere or accomplishing anything except wrecking the bicycle.