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1 posted on 12/07/2016 10:12:50 PM PST by Timpanagos1
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“What was supposed to be a happy visit with Santa left a bad taste in the mouth of a 9-year-old boy in North Carolina.”

Probably, the first time the kid has had a bad taste in his mouth.

2 posted on 12/07/2016 10:14:22 PM PST by Timpanagos1
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Why is a 9 year old boy sitting on Santa’s lap? And why does a 9 year old weigh more than an NFL linebacker?

Santa was just giving the snowflake some sage advice.


3 posted on 12/07/2016 10:15:33 PM PST by P-Marlowe (Freep mail me if you want to be on my Fingerstyle Acoustic Guitar Ping list.)
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Santa has a point.


4 posted on 12/07/2016 10:15:39 PM PST by suboptimal
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The boy should listen to Santa’s wisdom and lay off the hamburgers and French fries.


5 posted on 12/07/2016 10:16:12 PM PST by arthurus (Mrs Clinton is The Great Conniver.)
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I was a bit of a smart mouth as a child ;) My response probably would have been, “Only if you lay off the booze first.”


6 posted on 12/07/2016 10:20:46 PM PST by Trillian
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My mirror fat-shames me.


7 posted on 12/07/2016 10:20:55 PM PST by Steely Tom ([VOTE FRAUD] == [CIVIL WAR])
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If you’re a 75-year old Santa, would you want a 200-lb brat sitting on your lap ?


9 posted on 12/07/2016 10:26:45 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Je Suis Pepe)
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It was NOT Santa’s job to say that to the kid. This kind of thing is not helpful. The guy who played Santa should be fired.


10 posted on 12/07/2016 10:35:23 PM PST by Innovative ("Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -- Vince Lombardi)
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And why do Santa’s reindeer all have hemorrhoids? From towing his big fàt ass around everywhere, that’s why!


11 posted on 12/07/2016 10:42:32 PM PST by W. (A funny thing happened on the way to the forum...)
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Not that I want to look greedy but if the fat-shamed child no longer wants to eat his burgers, can I have them?


12 posted on 12/07/2016 10:59:03 PM PST by WMarshal ( Schadenfreude, it feels so good!)
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I believe the line by a robot spaceship to a very heavy gasoline station attendant in the movie “Flight of the Navigator” was similar - “Too many twinkies, chubby”.


13 posted on 12/07/2016 11:01:34 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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If only Santa had given this advice to Rosie O’Donnell when she was still young...


15 posted on 12/07/2016 11:13:32 PM PST by Cowboy Bob
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Not Santa’s job. Santa needs coal in his own stocking.


18 posted on 12/07/2016 11:29:31 PM PST by BigEdLB (To Dimwitocrats: We won. You lost. Get used to it.)
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Last week I got a five euro gift certificate from a mall because a clerk idiot shamed me.

I mentioned it to my wife and then she took it upon herself to call and complain.

I didn’t really much care. I need to get my hearing checked.


20 posted on 12/08/2016 12:18:46 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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It’s okay if the government “flags” this little fatso, right?


21 posted on 12/08/2016 1:58:33 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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I can recall a cookout when I was about 9 years old.

When it started, I weighed 80 Lbs. When it ended I weighed 90.

I was the biggest kid in my grade always, right up until high school.

This kid at 200 Lbs must be a real porker.

23 posted on 12/08/2016 2:03:19 AM PST by Radix (Natural Born Citizens have Citizen parents)
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First of all.....Saw the video....The kids takes after big mama....and he has no business sitting on santa’s lap in the first place...1st because he a lard....2nd...His doing it was meant as a farce to start with....like he believes in santa???


24 posted on 12/08/2016 2:04:33 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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9 year old liberal snowflake... they start em early.


25 posted on 12/08/2016 2:13:13 AM PST by maddog55 (America Rising)
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“It just really disrespected me...”

There you go, right there...

And Mom’s no paragon of fitness, but full entitlement.

Kid, yer fat. Run a few laps, eat a salad, and stop thinking the world owes you respect.


31 posted on 12/08/2016 4:14:11 AM PST by Mermaid Girl
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He’s not that fat to begin with. I was expecting to see a grossly overweight kid, but that is not the case.


35 posted on 12/08/2016 5:01:54 AM PST by Robert DeLong
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