1 posted on
11/03/2016 10:29:32 AM PDT by
Gamecock
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To: Gamecock
Naked, drunk and knock on doors asking for sex?
I never thought of that method.
2 posted on
11/03/2016 10:31:08 AM PDT by
Gamecock
(Gun owner. Christian. Pro-American. Pro Law and Order. I am in the basket of deplorables.)
To: Gamecock
What?
Is it Friday night already?
3 posted on
11/03/2016 10:31:59 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Gamecock
He’ll find a partner for sure now.
4 posted on
11/03/2016 10:32:19 AM PDT by
thoughtomator
(This election is a referendum on the Rule of Law)
To: Gamecock
We really need to reopen insane asylums again. There are too many crazies walking around out there.
And we have enough to worry about trying to keep them from being elected (or re-elected).
To: Gamecock
Well... he kind of got it backwards. Alcohol helps get sex, but only if it is the OTHER person doing most of the drinking, LOL.
To: Gamecock
“Santa Rosa Beach”
Ah yes, the Florida panhandle..AKA the “redneck Riviera”.
9 posted on
11/03/2016 10:36:40 AM PDT by
V_TWIN
To: Gamecock
Rocket scientists everywhere...?
To: Gamecock
The key to solving this mystery is the “unopened can of Coors Light”.
This generous guy was willing to give some girl a whole can of beer for some sex.
“Hey, baby! Wanna see the Silver Bullet?”
11 posted on
11/03/2016 10:37:47 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Gamecock
But he did have an explanation for why he was pounding on doors. Ivy, a police report notes, said that he was “searching for someone to have sexual intercourse with.” Well, that's OK then. I don't actually think that's how it's done, even these days, but given that I have the sex life of a Trappist monk I'm probably not the best reference...
To: Gamecock
Should read: “Drunk, Naked Guy Searching For Sex Partner Finds One Behind Bars,”
14 posted on
11/03/2016 10:39:11 AM PDT by
Ken H
(Best election ever!)
To: Gamecock
Yeah, but who among us hasn’t been arrested at least once for getting drunk and getting nakie and stumbling around with an unopened can of beer, pounding on windows and doors of houses of people you don’t know while screaming for someone to come out and give you some nookie?
Raise your hands.
Yeah, just as I thought.
18 posted on
11/03/2016 10:44:10 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Gamecock
That’s no way to go through life.
19 posted on
11/03/2016 10:44:58 AM PDT by
OLDCU
To: Gamecock
“Naked, drunk and knocking on doors asking for sex is no way to spend your life, Son!” ~ Dean Wormer
20 posted on
11/03/2016 10:45:33 AM PDT by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
To: Gamecock
A little while back, there was a naked fat black woman doing stuff in public, IIRC.
21 posted on
11/03/2016 10:46:25 AM PDT by
PghBaldy
(12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
To: Gamecock
26 posted on
11/03/2016 10:52:50 AM PDT by
rrrod
(just an old guy with a gun in his pocket.l)
To: Gamecock
A hooker would have been cheaper than court costs.
To: Gamecock
“Banging on their windows and doors”
I must have been absent when this came up in the Sex Ed class.
30 posted on
11/03/2016 10:55:52 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Gamecock
A few too many beers can lead to a lifetime on a sex offender registry.Boy am I glad I don't drink!
To: Gamecock
Trolling huh? Shoulda went to the local retirement community where the old broads have been fantasizing about this for a long time.
33 posted on
11/03/2016 11:01:41 AM PDT by
umgud
(ban all infidelaphobics)
To: Gamecock
That’s the 30A area, which is a reasonably upscale place. I’d expect this sort of thing in Panama City Beach, say.
Not a Florida Man, but a man in Florida. The Floridians are probably glad for that.
39 posted on
11/03/2016 11:27:51 AM PDT by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
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