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"Talk Like a Pirate Day" at Krispy Kreme
19 September 2016
| Cobol2Java
Posted on 09/19/2016 4:18:14 AM PDT by COBOL2Java
Today is "Talk Like a Pirate Day" at Krispy Kreme. You get a free glazed donut if you order like a pirate.
So I went up to the drive-through and said "Arr! I be havin' a free donut and one 'o yer large coffees with cream an' 3 Splendas, if ye please." (I can speak a pretty good Pirate, having spent many years watching "Spongebob Squarepants" with my daughter and then the grandkids).
Unfortunately, the lady manning the drive-through was this Vietnamese lady who didn't speak Pirate. She responded through the speaker "What??? What you want???"
I suspect she's going to have a long day...
She was good-humored about it though. When I got to the window, she smiled and said "You talk good Pirate".
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food; Humor
KEYWORDS: arr; avastyelandlubbers; krispykreme; talklikeapirateday
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To: COBOL2Java
Oh, after switching to more traditional English, I got my order through to her. No harm, no foul. :-)
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posted on
09/19/2016 4:20:02 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Hillary's screeching voice is like the pipe organs of hell)
To: COBOL2Java
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posted on
09/19/2016 4:23:26 AM PDT
by
conservatism_IS_compassion
('Liberalism' is a conspiracy against the public by wire-service journalism.)
To: COBOL2Java
Did you get your free glazed doughnut?
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posted on
09/19/2016 4:23:40 AM PDT
by
libertarian27
(FR Cookbooks - On Profile Page)
To: libertarian27
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posted on
09/19/2016 4:25:18 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Hillary's screeching voice is like the pipe organs of hell)
To: COBOL2Java
When I was at Domino's, I got a $5 tip for talking like a pirate once.
Can't do it these days, I don't speak Somali...
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posted on
09/19/2016 4:25:50 AM PDT
by
real saxophonist
( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
To: real saxophonist
LOL! I wonder if that’d work at Krispy Kreme?
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posted on
09/19/2016 4:30:09 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Hillary's screeching voice is like the pipe organs of hell)
To: COBOL2Java
Arrrrr, you give me donut, me love you long time.
To: COBOL2Java
Pirates were, and remain, LARGELY sadistic thief-rapist torturers whose horrific, utterly inhuman deeds are well documented by the few who survived encounters. I never understood our love affair with pirates.
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posted on
09/19/2016 5:07:55 AM PDT
by
golux
To: COBOL2Java
Obama and the Blind Sheik
Obama:....we got you a good deal on the flight back home
Sheik: ....thanks brother
Obama:....and how did your cultural excursion go
Sheik.....the fish noodling competition was interesting
Obama:....did you catch anything...?
Sheik:....yes ...an alligator.
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posted on
09/19/2016 5:14:26 AM PDT
by
spokeshave
(In the Thatch Weave,..Trump's Wing Man is Truth.)
To: COBOL2Java
Spoiler alert: You get a free glazed donut at Krispy Kreme any day of the week.
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posted on
09/19/2016 5:23:45 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: golux
Pirates were, and remain, LARGELY sadistic thief-rapist torturers whose horrific, utterly inhuman deeds are well documented by the few who survived encounters. I never understood our love affair with pirates.10 Things You Know About Pirates That Are Wrong
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posted on
09/19/2016 5:27:05 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Hillary's screeching voice is like the pipe organs of hell)
To: Yo-Yo
Spoiler alert: You get a free glazed donut at Krispy Kreme any day of the week. Only when the "HOT" sign is on.
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posted on
09/19/2016 5:28:03 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Hillary's screeching voice is like the pipe organs of hell)
To: COBOL2Java
You could probably get away with calling her a wench, and no one would blink an eye.
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posted on
09/19/2016 5:31:27 AM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics.)
To: Dr. Sivana
You could probably get away with calling her a wench, and no one would blink an eye. She'd probably say "Wench? No no, you go to Lowe's"
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posted on
09/19/2016 5:40:30 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Hillary's screeching voice is like the pipe organs of hell)
To: COBOL2Java
To: COBOL2Java
WARNING!!! If you’ve never had a fresh hot Krispy Kreme doughnut, do not do this. It’s a trap, employed by pushers everywhere. The first one’s free. After that, you’re addicted for life. Believe me, I know what I’m talking about here.
They pulled me and DH into their lair with this Talk Like A Pirate scheme. Now we talk like addicts. Can’t wait for the next one. Can’t pass a Krispy Kreme without checking to see if the Hot Now light is on.
I even downloaded an app that’s supposed to tell when we’re near a Krispy Kreme, and which ones within 100 miles currently have the light on. It drains my battery, but rarely tell the truth. I’m thinking of deleting it, but I just can’t. It would feel like a betrayal of everything I’ve come to live for.
They should call it Krispy Krack.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go watch a marathon of Sponge Bob to cram for my doughnut.
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posted on
09/19/2016 5:45:20 AM PDT
by
BykrBayb
(Lung cancer free since 11/9/07. Colon cancer free since 7/7/15. PTL ~ Þ)
To: COBOL2Java
She'd probably say "Wench? No no, you go to Lowe's"
Great response! We should have "Talk like an Oriental" day. Extra donut if you put in fake buck teeth and Coke bottle glasses (a la Mickey Rooney in "Breakfast at Tiffany's")
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posted on
09/19/2016 5:47:48 AM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics.)
To: COBOL2Java
Not at Krispy Cream in Kettering, OH. It closed earlier this year.
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posted on
09/19/2016 5:54:19 AM PDT
by
OrioleFan
(Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
To: COBOL2Java
How about we update things and talk like a Somalian Pirate Day?
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posted on
09/19/2016 6:04:17 AM PDT
by
xp38
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