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Mexico To Build The Wall (Satire)
9/15/16 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 09/15/2016 4:56:56 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Today the President of Mexico, Penis Nieto, stated that Mexico would build a wall ... not one, but two and they would pay for them validating Trump and punking Vicente Fox the has been former President of Mexico.

One wall would be built on the Southern border to keep out the hordes of illegal immigrants from Ecuador, Honduras, Costa Rica, and other Southern 3rd world countries. Nieto described the influx like a plague of locusts economically devouring everything in their path.

The second wall would be built on the Northern border to stem the tide of the projected million US illegal immigrants expected later this year. The Reverend Al Sharpton will lead a million person exodus from Michigan and other rust belt states to Mexico to seize the jobs at manufacturing plants moved to Mexico under NAFTA. Al stated that Mexican immigrants could have Detroit, Lansing, Warren and other abandoned manufacturing cities.

Al was also encouraging all immigrants to get their absentee ballots for the Fall election before departure.


TOPICS: Humor; Society; Travel
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 09/15/2016 4:56:56 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Mexico is building a wall.

On their southern border.


2 posted on 09/15/2016 5:28:30 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Secret Agent Man

bingo....good enough for the gander...good enough to get goosed....


3 posted on 09/15/2016 5:32:33 PM PDT by ptsal
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