Greenhouse Gas Alert Ping!
The DNC was already full of hot air coming out the opposite end.
I thought their voices had been silenced.
Supposedly, a lot of the Bernie supporters are not being allowed in and paid seat warmers who clap on cue are filling in the empty seats. I don’t think there’s going to be enough gas passers to make much of a noticeable difference. Now, if a Sandernista or two could sneak in with some sort of a stink maker that doesn’t rely on individuals eating cans of beans, that could up the “raising a stink” quotient.
This is considered “normal human behavior”?
This might be the most intelligent sound heard all week at their convention.
Talk about old school... this tactic is straight from Alinsky’s “community organizing” days.
He’d offer a free meal of beans to blacks just before their attendance of a public council meeting. That was back in Alinsky’s heyday, in what, the 1930s?
Something in that building will finally stink worse than the 76ers.
They won’t think of this because they’re demoncrats, but someone ought to set up an underwear kiosk. Some will need ‘em. Big revenues are possible in their fart fest.
I hope they take full advantage of this opportunity by using a lighter to light the farts as they are expelled. It’s hilarious, and I just want to see more of these pukes setting themselves on fire.
If true yet more evidence that the DNC is composed of those persons outside of our society; i.e. the rude, the crazed, the addict, the greedy, lustful, liars, and the alien. Feel free to add to the list of outcasts.
Chicken Vindaloo is probably the best food I know of for the job.
Also they can synchronise for a specific time if they either take simethicone five or ten minutes before, or else drink really strong peppermint tea.
I wish the Bernie supporters the best in their noble pursuit!
Hope this doesn’t take place near a flag burning.
An Ode To Bernie Sanders
Hillary doesn’t want you around
So with my behind I make a sound
To show my support for you
And turn Hillary’s face to blue.
I fart to show Bernie my support
And also for the illegals he won’t deport.
My gas says all I want to say
About the Democrats here in PA.
Did they check the Fart-inners at the door for Ohio Blue Tip matches? And the reason I bring up the subject of Blue Tip Matches is an event that happened back in the 70’s in Petoskey, near me here in Charlevoix. There was a Little Caesar’s pizza joint on U. S. 31 near Bay View that had two dollar pitcher nights with entertainment on Wednesdays. I had a welding class at the high school, and I went to Caesars after class. There was a band playing, and a girl friend named Sandy was there from Charlevoix. For some strange reason, she had a full box of Ohio Blue Tip matches with her at the picnic-type table we were sitting at. At some point during the band’s set, she was mildly banging the box of blue tips on the table, keeping time to the music. Well, the tips, probably from the pounding friction, ignited in the box. However, there wasn’t enough oxygen in the box to create a full flame, resulting in the box becoming a internally smoldering methane and carbon stink bomb. It filled room with noxious smoke and nearly cleared the bar. Lesson learned.
I hope they all bring “whoopee cushions” too, to add to the fun
someone near there PLEASE infiltrate them and hand them out!!!!!!