Posted on 01/07/2016 9:02:23 AM PST by Rebelbase
BAY CITY, MI Shortly after a Bay City man proposed to his girlfriend at Walmart, the pair shoplifted jewelry and sex toys, police say, leading the newly engaged couple to spend their New Year's Eve in jail.
About 6:14 p.m. Wednesday, Dec. 30, Bay County sheriff's deputies responded to the Spencer's Gifts store inside the Bay City Mall at 4101 E. Wilder Road in Bangor Township for a shoplifting complaint involving a man and a woman. Both suspects fled the area prior to deputies' arrival, but deputies found the woman walking between Bob Evans and Taco Bell, followed by a Spencer's employee, court records show.
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Just a wild guess, but I bet Spencer’s did not want the stolen sex toys back. I’m wondering if they got to use them in jail, eh?
What, no trip to boost clothes from Fredrick’s of Hollywood?
Embarrassing Michigan ping?
I love you, Pumpkin.
I love you, Honey Bunny.
Typical PC media posts a picture of the male perp but not the female.
What’s a romantic night without handcuffs?
he got all the good stuff, all she got was jewelry
....the Aristocrats!
"It's a family act...."
(Thought I remembered something about them, although I thought they closed down completely.)
Hold my meth and watch this...
Proof that you learn something new every day.
:-)
Deputies confirmed Cornelius had purchased an engagement ring at Walmart for $29.62, court records show.
Got it! Just watched it for the umpteenth time. You’ll excuse me... I’m off to have a Royale With Cheese.
Deputies later located Cornelius sleeping in the mall’s food court, apparently having fallen asleep at a table while tying his shoes, court records show. They awoke Cornelius and searched him, finding on him a watch, an edible thong, a sex toy, panties, and sex candy from Spencer’s valued at a total of $80.93, court records show.
O.K then. And they call us Alabama folks Rednecks.
Guess they’re going to have to put the honeymoon off for 2-10
Reminder.
Research “Sex Candy”
If they are selling them, it's because people are buying them.
Romance is in the Air ping.
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