[Rebelbase]

Usually a blossoming romance is an endearing thing to watch...

[Vigilanteman]

Just a wild guess, but I bet Spencer’s did not want the stolen sex toys back. I’m wondering if they got to use them in jail, eh?

[Army Air Corps]

What, no trip to boost clothes from Fredrick’s of Hollywood?

[OldMissileer]

Embarrassing Michigan ping?

[dfwgator]

I love you, Pumpkin.
I love you, Honey Bunny.

[equaviator]

Typical PC media posts a picture of the male perp but not the female.

[Larry Lucido]

What’s a romantic night without handcuffs?

[camle]

he got all the good stuff, all she got was jewelry

[dem bums]

....the Aristocrats!

[2banana]

Hold my meth and watch this...

[Bratch]

Deputies confirmed Cornelius had purchased an engagement ring at Walmart for $29.62, court records show.

[saleman]

Deputies later located Cornelius sleeping in the mall’s food court, apparently having fallen asleep at a table while tying his shoes, court records show. They awoke Cornelius and searched him, finding on him a watch, an edible thong, a sex toy, panties, and sex candy from Spencer’s valued at a total of $80.93, court records show.

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O.K then. And they call us Alabama folks Rednecks.

Guess they’re going to have to put the honeymoon off for 2-10

[day10]

Romance is in the Air ping.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Deputies later located Cornelius sleeping in the mall’s food court, apparently having fallen asleep at a table while tying his shoes

No drugs involved here, no siree.