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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 12/11/2015 4:52:42 AM PST by Lucky9teen

Who's naughty? Who's nice?

1.This elf who's clearly had too much to drink.

2.This elf who won't hesitate to murder some Barbie dolls.

3.This elf who watched Silence of the Lambs one too many times.

4.This elf who quit gift-making to become a ladies' man.

5.This elf who's feeling a bit devious.

6.This elf who didn't think twice before he put his you know what in a box.

7.This narcissistic elf.

8.This elf who wants to make angels.

9.This elf who has taken the game of tag too far.

10.This elf who has an addiction problem.

11.This elf who's enjoying his white privilege.

12.This elf who likes a good office prank.





TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: christmas; elfontheshelf; santa; silliness
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To: ShadowAce

I wonder exactly how long it took to come up with the concept of time.


21 posted on 12/11/2015 5:29:33 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce

People are always sending me letters telling me that I shouldn’t believe everything I read.


22 posted on 12/11/2015 5:31:24 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce

I would probably play sports and might even be good at them if they had games where nobody loses and you didn’t have to do much of anything.


23 posted on 12/11/2015 5:32:31 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce

Whenever I’m bored I usually try to find something constructive I can do. Then I lay back on the couch and try to figure out some way that I can trick someone into doing it for me.


24 posted on 12/11/2015 5:34:07 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce

I thought maybe I should come up with some original ideas but then I thought, look at how many people have already done that.


25 posted on 12/11/2015 5:34:49 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce

I think I can stop time. The only problem is I don’t know for how long.


26 posted on 12/11/2015 5:35:44 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce

I think all people who pass judgment on others based on one thing and one thing only are morons.


27 posted on 12/11/2015 5:36:57 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce

The problem with the world is that a problem isn’t a problem until it’s a problem.


28 posted on 12/11/2015 5:39:18 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce

We finally made a decision at a meeting yesterday to stop rethinking decisions once they’re made.

This morning the CIO said he’s rethinking that decision.

And I wonder why I can never get anything done around here.


29 posted on 12/11/2015 5:40:36 AM PST by ArGee (War can be quick or (relatively) painless, but not both.)
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To: ShadowAce

Why is it always someone else’s responsibility to hold somebody responsible for their own actions.


30 posted on 12/11/2015 5:40:43 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce

The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing.

Only, I forgot what the main thing is.


31 posted on 12/11/2015 5:41:49 AM PST by ArGee (War can be quick or (relatively) painless, but not both.)
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To: ShadowAce

One time I enrolled in a self help group to stop gambling even though I knew their success rate was only 1 in 6. Oh well, I just felt lucky.


32 posted on 12/11/2015 5:42:23 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen
WOW, TOP 35, and it's only 8:45???

THAT'S SILLY!!

33 posted on 12/11/2015 5:42:41 AM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: ShadowAce

A large portion of all of our lives is spent trying to make others see things as uniquely as we do - or at least, that’s the way I see it.


34 posted on 12/11/2015 5:43:15 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: dayglored

Apparently, getting people to go out and vote is no basis for government, either.

I thought it was, once, but 2008 and 2012 proved me wrong.


35 posted on 12/11/2015 5:43:51 AM PST by ArGee (War can be quick or (relatively) painless, but not both.)
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To: ShadowAce

I lump all people who stereotype into one group and I call them the “stereotypical people.” I hope one day they will understand unity in diversity, whatever that means.


36 posted on 12/11/2015 5:45:13 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ArGee

Looks like my ship has finally come in. Some nice man in Ghana is going to send me several million dollars simply because I have the same last name as some guy who died recently leaving no next of kin.

I just have to wait for the transaction to go through to my bank.

And just when I was starting to think there was no more human decency in the world.


37 posted on 12/11/2015 5:45:44 AM PST by ArGee (War can be quick or (relatively) painless, but not both.)
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To: ArGee

Recycled silliness...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3370969/posts

(and shemeless self-promotion)


38 posted on 12/11/2015 5:46:48 AM PST by ArGee (War can be quick or (relatively) painless, but not both.)
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To: ArGee

I had to call my bank’s on-line help number. My account is showing a $0.00 balance for some reason. I was checking to see if the millions from Ghana had come in yet.

Hopefully they’ll call me back soon and tell me the problem with their Web software has been resolved.


39 posted on 12/11/2015 5:48:20 AM PST by ArGee (War can be quick or (relatively) painless, but not both.)
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To: ShadowAce

A fun trick to play on children when your at a swimming pool is to tell them that the stripes at the bottom of the pool smell like peppermint.


40 posted on 12/11/2015 5:48:37 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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