Looks like my ship has finally come in. Some nice man in Ghana is going to send me several million dollars simply because I have the same last name as some guy who died recently leaving no next of kin.
I just have to wait for the transaction to go through to my bank.
And just when I was starting to think there was no more human decency in the world.
Recycled silliness...
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3370969/posts
(and shemeless self-promotion)
I had to call my bank’s on-line help number. My account is showing a $0.00 balance for some reason. I was checking to see if the millions from Ghana had come in yet.
Hopefully they’ll call me back soon and tell me the problem with their Web software has been resolved.
WOW, sounds like that windfall really lifted your spirits.
I’ll tell you what, I’m in a giving mood for Christmas... and since that gesture made you so happy, I think I will contribute my own little act of kindness and donate to your good fortune as well.
No, no, don’t try to talk me out of it... it makes me feel good to give a little Christmas cheer. Just send me your bank account information and it will be my pleasure.
Merry Christmas