WOW, sounds like that windfall really lifted your spirits.
I’ll tell you what, I’m in a giving mood for Christmas... and since that gesture made you so happy, I think I will contribute my own little act of kindness and donate to your good fortune as well.
No, no, don’t try to talk me out of it... it makes me feel good to give a little Christmas cheer. Just send me your bank account information and it will be my pleasure.
Merry Christmas
OK. You’re in line right behind this sweet lady named Debbie. I can’t exactly remember her last name, “Washerwoman-Schultz” or something.
Anyway, as soon as she’s finished making her deposit...