Apparently, getting people to go out and vote is no basis for government, either.
I thought it was, once, but 2008 and 2012 proved me wrong.
Looks like my ship has finally come in. Some nice man in Ghana is going to send me several million dollars simply because I have the same last name as some guy who died recently leaving no next of kin.
I just have to wait for the transaction to go through to my bank.
And just when I was starting to think there was no more human decency in the world.