Watch the tunnels!
Posted on 12/10/2015 1:17:32 PM PST by ArGee
Raqqa, Syria
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the leader of the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant, also known as ISIS, announced today that he would be disbanding all forces and returning all land to Syria and Iraq. The move was prompted by the ongoing Climate Conference in Paris.
"This is one thing we could not have anticipated," Mr. al-Baghdadi said in prepared remarks. "When we see the world coming together like this on such a dangerous subject as Global Climate Change, we realize that our Caliphate will never survive. It's only a matter of time before Climate Change is no more and the world's attention turns to us. At that point, we will have no chance. For the sake of the men, women, and children who have supported us, I can not continue a doomed campaign."
An emotional al-Baghdadi did not take any questions.
Sources close to al-Baghdadi who spoke on the condition of anonymity told us that it was becoming more and more difficult to recruit new fighters. "Even our existing people are extremely demoralized," one said. "The words of Donald Trump himself can not overcome our dispair."
According to their press release, surrender is total and immediate. Fighters are being paid and sent home by division. Any remaining money will be put into a fund to resettle Christians and Yazidis who have been displaced by the war.
"We thought the world was fragmented," one strategist was overheard saying to himself. "Who knew it could come together like this? This is a stinging rebuke."
So far there has been no comment from Damascus, Baghdad, Moscow, or Washington. One source inside the Kremlin said, "We are waiting to see if there will be any follow-up action. We want to make sure this is real before we decide on our next steps."
Un lapin attaque les chevreuils pour avoir acces a leur moulee.
The lapins will kill if you mess with their moulee.
I finally saw now that Friday is gone.
BRAT diet - Bananas, Rice, Applesauce, and Toast.
But the kids are grown so we don’t do that any more.
Easter isn’t far away.
So we must be on the Lookout for Hot Cross Bunnies.
I sold off all my armor I was so scared.
-Sir Robin.
Don’t make noises like a Carrot, and you will be fine.
Evening ArGee.
Watch the tunnels!
Kind of you to leave off the “good” considering how busy I’ve been today.
How’s tricks by the Prime Meridian?
Indeed we do.
LOL!
Thought you were busy, just an FYI ping on the nanners.
:)
Nothing in particular going on here.
Just political nonsense involving a BSing PM and Europe.
Fuel prices are down to 4.50 a gallon.
The Sun will be on Vacation Over the Weekend.
Haven’t ever been to the Meridian itself, need to remedy that some time.
Hope those aren’t tube launched.
That is one Big Beautiful Bunny.
Between the giant Belgian Grey draft horses and these Flemish Giant rabbits, one has to wonder, what exactly are the Belgians really up to.
Oh, that EU thingee.
Rabbits with Parachutes will be next.
G’night. :)
I had to step outside, Moosie, but thanks for the warning! That’s two for you, lately! Good ON ya!
Evening. I had another piece of toast and an egg. My innards are glurgling, but nothing bad has happened.
I just learned via FB that my great-great niece (6 yo) who has been battling some lymphoblastic leukemia, now in remission, has been accepted by Make-A-Wish for a trip to Orlando Disney World this spring.
I am so sad. Happy for her, but so sad for those who love her. MAW is such an awesome organization, but I get so sad when they accept a child.
In other news, I’m glad you are able to hold something on your stomach. <3 Maybe by tomorrow, the worst of it will be over.
So sorry about your niece. I hope the family will have a good trip.
I hope to be better tomorrow, too. I almost never get sick. It makes me feel useless!
I know the feeling of “being useless” when I’m sick. CFIDS did that to me, big time, so I fight for every single good day I have!!
Relapses reduce me to tears in a heartbeat.
I’m off to bed. Just got a new free book on my Kindle (#1 best seller “Fallout”) and want to start reading it.
Enjoy!
Meridian huh..
It is amazing how they managed to scribe a line around the circumference of the planet especially with the state of technology available at the time. Imagine holding one end of that chalk-line..
When they got to that other side though the chalk-line was soaked from the vast expanse of water which then caused the line to veer from it’s perpendicular and meander about the Pacific. But by that time it was the Anti-meridian...
You don’t need to worry yourself too much about that as it even confused Phileas Fogg..
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