Posted on 12/05/2015 7:47:49 AM PST by Lazamataz
PERSON: "Islam was responsible for the shootings in San Bernadino."
DEMOCRAT: "No it wasn't. It was a crime of passion. Domestic violence laws need to apply to the workplace, too."
PERSON: "What? He had pipe bombs with him, and two other people were similarly armed! They entered by three seperate entrances and started firing! That takes preparation."
DEMOCRAT: "Well then, it was workplace violence. If only we could pass a fifteen-dollar-an-hour minimum wage, these people would not be so angry with their employer, and shot up that party."
PERSON: "Are you crazy? Workplace violence WITH ACCOMPLICES? It was a strike by Islamic radicals! They worshipped at the most radical Madrasa's and pledged allegience to ISIS!"
DEMOCRAT: "I blame the NRA. They are terrorists."
PERSON: "Take the stuffing out of your cranium! The NRA has never sprayed a Christmas party with bullets! They fight for our rights!"
DEMOCRAT: "The NRA opposes the Intergalactic Trans-Dimensional Hypersonic Background Check. They are responsible for this act of workplace domestic violence."
PERSON: "These Islamic terrorists PASSED TWO firearms background checks! Your 'solution' would solve nothing!"
DEMOCRAT: "The strict California gun laws worked well. We need to have Federal laws like California's."
PERSON: (Shouting) "ALL THAT THE GUN LAWS DID WAS MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ANYONE TO DEFEND THEMSELVES AGAINST THESE MANIACS!"
DEMOCRAT: "Violence never solves anything."
PERSON: (Stares in stunned silence)
DEMOCRAT: "You are a racist."
PERSON: "WHAT??!?"
DEMOCRAT: "You hate Islam. That makes you a racist."....(tears welling up)..."You even oppose Syrian refugees."
PERSON: "Of course I do, you feckless moron! There are ISIS members concealed in those droves! Besides, Islam is NOT A RACE!!!"
DEMOCRAT: "Why are you so scared of widows and orphans? I bet you are even scared of young mothers with six-month-old children."
PERSON: (slaps forehead) "One of the terrorist WAS a young mother with a six-month-old child!!!"
DEMOCRAT: "You Right-Wing Extremist Teabaggers are waging a War on Women."
PERSON: "SHE WAS A TERRORIST! OF COURSE WE WAGE WAR ON TERRORISTS!!!!!!"
DEMOCRAT: "We need lots more gun laws."
PERSON: "California has the most, most oppressive gun laws in the nation!! WHAT GOOD WOULD MORE DO?"
DEMOCRAT: "We should pass more gun laws and maybe one of those new laws would stop this. Guns are to blame."
PERSON: "They had pipe bombs too, you freak!"
DEMOCRAT: "They wouldn't have if they had confiscated all the assault rifles."
PERSON: "What is wrong with you? Do you even listen to yourself??? You MAKE NO SENSE!"
DEMOCRAT: (pauses)
DEMOCRAT: (continues) "Stop trying to repeal Obamacare."
PERSON: "WHAT??? What does Obamacare have to do with anything???!"
DEMOCRAT: "If we gave them jobs, they wouldn't have been so angry."
PERSON: "He WENT TO HIS WORKPLACE TO SHOOT THEM ALL UP!"
DEMOCRAT: "Climate change is to blame. They had no hope for the future. We need meaningful carbon-tax plans."
PERSON: "You have lost your mind. I'm outta here."
DEMOCRAT: "Ban guns."
Califreak : I hope this doesn’t mean you will die now!
;)
The funny part is that you have described exactly what they sound like without any embellishment.
I live and hang aorund just to see how freaking insane our country can actually get. I wish it were different, but I have basically given up hope.
Nope.
I’m gonna just keep Trumpin on...
:)
Donald Trump is renewing my hope.
I know what you mean.
I almost hung it up this time figuring it’s all rigged.
I believe that’s another reason they want Trump stopped.
A lot of us are demoralized by what is going on.
Demoralized population is easier to subdue.
Our local Pravda has a story today about an assistant principal in Camden, Maine who posted on his Facebook page: "The only terrorists we need to fear are the domestic white 'Christian" men with easy access to guns."
The rocket surgeon apparently chose "public" rather than "private" when he wrote it, and guess what hit the fan.
” feckless moron “ ....love it. Gotta remember that one.
Hey, I’ve talked to that same guy!
How can I be satisfied? I’m a regular nympho for stuff like this!
Thank you for reminding me why I refuse to talk to liberals.
Unfortunately I’ve met a few.
The Intergalactic Trans-Dimensional Hypersonic Background Check does not work. But the red cap on the end of the gun does.
This thread wasn’t as popular as I prefer. If it’s under a 100, I consider it FAIL. Above 250 is a mediocre grade. 500+ is an A.
Delusions of Grandeur.
Whatchoo tawkin bout. I got delusions of ADEQUACY.
Both installments are simply brilliant, my dear Laz.
Thank you so much for the posts and pings.
Nice work,
This is why I don’t engage with libtards or demoncRATS...they’re just too stupid.
Your post reminded me of a “Coffee Table Book” idea I have posted on FR before.
The Idea is to contrast the “Left and Right”.
Title “Left to Right”
Flip the book over and the title reads, “Right to Left”.
When you open the book from either direction there would be an issue, topic or event. The left side of the page would be the position and comments from one party and the opposing page would be printed upside down and would be the position and comments from the other party for the same issue.
I still think it’s a good idea but don’t have the resources to make it happen.
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