Posted on 12/05/2015 7:47:49 AM PST by Lazamataz
PERSON: "Islam was responsible for the shootings in San Bernadino."
DEMOCRAT: "No it wasn't. It was a crime of passion. Domestic violence laws need to apply to the workplace, too."
PERSON: "What? He had pipe bombs with him, and two other people were similarly armed! They entered by three seperate entrances and started firing! That takes preparation."
DEMOCRAT: "Well then, it was workplace violence. If only we could pass a fifteen-dollar-an-hour minimum wage, these people would not be so angry with their employer, and shot up that party."
PERSON: "Are you crazy? Workplace violence WITH ACCOMPLICES? It was a strike by Islamic radicals! They worshipped at the most radical Madrasa's and pledged allegience to ISIS!"
DEMOCRAT: "I blame the NRA. They are terrorists."
PERSON: "Take the stuffing out of your cranium! The NRA has never sprayed a Christmas party with bullets! They fight for our rights!"
DEMOCRAT: "The NRA opposes the Intergalactic Trans-Dimensional Hypersonic Background Check. They are responsible for this act of workplace domestic violence."
PERSON: "These Islamic terrorists PASSED TWO firearms background checks! Your 'solution' would solve nothing!"
DEMOCRAT: "The strict California gun laws worked well. We need to have Federal laws like California's."
PERSON: (Shouting) "ALL THAT THE GUN LAWS DID WAS MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ANYONE TO DEFEND THEMSELVES AGAINST THESE MANIACS!"
DEMOCRAT: "Violence never solves anything."
PERSON: (Stares in stunned silence)
DEMOCRAT: "You are a racist."
PERSON: "WHAT??!?"
DEMOCRAT: "You hate Islam. That makes you a racist."....(tears welling up)..."You even oppose Syrian refugees."
PERSON: "Of course I do, you feckless moron! There are ISIS members concealed in those droves! Besides, Islam is NOT A RACE!!!"
DEMOCRAT: "Why are you so scared of widows and orphans? I bet you are even scared of young mothers with six-month-old children."
PERSON: (slaps forehead) "One of the terrorist WAS a young mother with a six-month-old child!!!"
DEMOCRAT: "You Right-Wing Extremist Teabaggers are waging a War on Women."
PERSON: "SHE WAS A TERRORIST! OF COURSE WE WAGE WAR ON TERRORISTS!!!!!!"
DEMOCRAT: "We need lots more gun laws."
PERSON: "California has the most, most oppressive gun laws in the nation!! WHAT GOOD WOULD MORE DO?"
DEMOCRAT: "We should pass more gun laws and maybe one of those new laws would stop this. Guns are to blame."
PERSON: "They had pipe bombs too, you freak!"
DEMOCRAT: "They wouldn't have if they had confiscated all the assault rifles."
PERSON: "What is wrong with you? Do you even listen to yourself??? You MAKE NO SENSE!"
DEMOCRAT: (pauses)
DEMOCRAT: (continues) "Stop trying to repeal Obamacare."
PERSON: "WHAT??? What does Obamacare have to do with anything???!"
DEMOCRAT: "If we gave them jobs, they wouldn't have been so angry."
PERSON: "He WENT TO HIS WORKPLACE TO SHOOT THEM ALL UP!"
DEMOCRAT: "Climate change is to blame. They had no hope for the future. We need meaningful carbon-tax plans."
PERSON: "You have lost your mind. I'm outta here."
DEMOCRAT: "Ban guns."
Indeed.
Please put me on your ping list before I die.
Yet these liberals consider themselves fair and balanced, independents who weigh and measure each issue to come up with the adult answers...while they call you names.
Frank talks to Shirley?
I love the description of the background check...I actually like this one better than the first...May I post on Facebook?
What convinces me that the Fallout scenario or one a lot like it will come to pass is that your article is true. Every word of it.
Liberals belong in cages. Period. You cannot fix a mind this warped. You can only remove it from civilized society. Put it in a cage, put it on an island. Go to war with it. Whatever works. But we cannot coexist with it. Civilization cannot exist with it causing an infection. Civilization or liberals have to go.
Me too Me too Me toooo! You have become my only source for news! You are my guru!
Well, he’s got me Fall-ing Out laughing my rear off . . . and shedding a few tears in the process.
Just stop for a second and seriously think about what was written. Then realize that this is what rules society today. This is what liberals taught people to think like. It’s straight out of the 1936 communist goals.
They succeeded in making the majority of western civ so suicidally stupid that the few of us that notice are utterly powerless to do anything but bear witness to the end of American freedom.
I’d also point out that the GOP is as usual standing aside and letting the Dems have their way on this madness unopposed.
Nice job. But you left out, “Nixon did it too.” That was the one Clinton worshipers hit me with when they could not refute the statement. But, other than that, you are reading their mail.
If the Democrats manage to steal the election in 2016, we won’t have to worry about 2017.
Knowing them, do you expect them to do anything else. Actually, as Demonstrated by the recent election[s]in Mississippi and other states and places, they are actively aiding and abetting the Democrats.
This one is even tighter! Excellent.
Might we in the future get specifics on the Intergalactic Trans-Dimensional Hypersonic Background Check?
And, the Democrat hasn’t yet blamed George Bush for everything.
This is EXACTLY what it’s like trying to pound sense into the skulls of those morons. It’s just a completely frustrating circular argument. You’ll have better luck nailing Jello to a tree.
I may actually craft a proposed bill.
You know, to stop all those hyperspace assault mass-launchers.
Every victim of the San Francisco earthquake of 1906 is still voting Democrat today. That’s just for starters, then there’s Chicago.
In 2016 Hillary will initiate an Arkancide jihad that could take hundreds of lives of those who oppose her.
Idle speculation? Hillary’s tentacles are everywhere.
One would have to be on medical grade weed to think they’d do anything else. Unfortunately far too many on the right either ARE, or they are just abject morons. Either way sucks for America.
But they’re proud of it.
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