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Coldplay to Torture Us All at the Super Bowl
Daily Beast ^ | December 4, 2015 | Amy Zimmerman

Posted on 12/04/2015 6:51:42 AM PST by C19fan

he Super Bowl is an annual celebration of Just Guy Things: homoerotic tight pants, dude-on-dude grappling, sports, balls, brews, and chili. Conversely, the Super Bowl halftime show is an incredibly flamboyant tribute to all things over the top, featuring big-name celebrities, elaborate pyrotechnics, and some of the best wardrobes (and wardrobe malfunctions) this side of the 2001 VMAs. No one has ever adequately explained the pairing of these two inherently disparate spectacles, and it’s difficult to imagine the Venn diagram of dedicated sports enthusiasts and people who are psyched to watch an extended Bruno Mars medley. Nonetheless we, the non-sports fans of America, are annually grateful for the Super Bowl halftime show, the saving grace of every game and the highlight of every Super Bowl party (also, a reassuring reminder that we’ve already made it through half of the Super Bowl).

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TOPICS: Music/Entertainment; Sports
KEYWORDS: bowl; football; nfl; super
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To: C19fan

Thats what remote controls are for... click.


21 posted on 12/04/2015 7:24:34 AM PST by envisio (I ain't here long... I'm out of napalm and .22 bullets.)
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To: C19fan
Darn, I had my heart set on this being the year Weird Al Yankovich would do the Super Bowl.


22 posted on 12/04/2015 7:24:45 AM PST by SamAdams76 (It's time we sent a junkyard dog to Washington to run the low life out)
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To: C19fan

For the NFL, halftime is the Superbowl’s great money spinner, and it is made all the better by expanding the audience demographic to include more women, teens, and non-sports fans. The halftime entertainment is selected to do just that.


23 posted on 12/04/2015 7:29:44 AM PST by Rockingham
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To: machogirl

>>>Perhaps they will play their new song in which they included Barack Obama singing?<<<

Got them a gig during the Super Bowl din’t it? If nobama runs up on the stage a boot is going right through my expensive TV!


24 posted on 12/04/2015 7:29:46 AM PST by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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To: Pilgrim's Progress

I hope I’m not carrying because I am afraid I might pull an Elvis Presley on my TV.


25 posted on 12/04/2015 7:32:52 AM PST by envisio (I ain't here long... I'm out of napalm and .22 bullets.)
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To: C19fan

Eh, Its Sunday so I am sure Graveyard Cars will be on.


26 posted on 12/04/2015 7:34:05 AM PST by envisio (I ain't here long... I'm out of napalm and .22 bullets.)
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To: RinaseaofDs

Why pick an author that hates football, and men, to write about the Super Bowl.

Snarky little bitch, isn’t she...actually, I’m thinking it might be one of the resident footballphobes that turn up on these types of threads, with their weird, libidinous takes on the game...

tight pants epecially seems to preoccupy them...


27 posted on 12/04/2015 7:34:36 AM PST by IrishBrigade
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To: W.
"How's about Van Halen?"

I doubt Eddie could stay sober long enough to make it to halftime.

28 posted on 12/04/2015 7:37:26 AM PST by circlecity
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To: C19fan

BRING BACK UP WITH PEOPLE!


29 posted on 12/04/2015 7:37:33 AM PST by day10 (You'll get nothing and like it!)
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To: circlecity

Eddie’s been sober and squared away for years now. Finally... [His son got it to happen]


30 posted on 12/04/2015 7:43:28 AM PST by W. (Make that rubble BOUNCE!)
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To: C19fan

horrible band, mediocre musicianship, with a couple songs that have a good hook. will be tuning out.


31 posted on 12/04/2015 7:46:48 AM PST by Chuzzlewit
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To: RinaseaofDs

i agree with you. I didn’t see the ceremony when Brett’s number was retired. The NFL network also ran a special about how Green Bay fans turned on him when he went to the Vikings. I might catch them on Youtube, even though, like you, I’m not a Packers fan.

My husband got me into football. I wish I’d been a fan growing up so I could have shared it with my father.


32 posted on 12/04/2015 7:51:03 AM PST by CatherineofAragon ("A real conservative will bear the scars...will have been in the trenches fighting."--- Ted Cruz)
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To: W.
"Eddie’s been sober and squared away for years now. Finally... [His son got it to happen]"

He fell off the wagon. They had to cancel their last tour because he couldn't stay sober.

33 posted on 12/04/2015 7:51:28 AM PST by circlecity
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To: shibumi

Don’t hate me...I’m a Panther’s fan, and I’m finally...FINALLY...enjoying it, LOL. ;)


34 posted on 12/04/2015 7:52:06 AM PST by CatherineofAragon ("A real conservative will bear the scars...will have been in the trenches fighting."--- Ted Cruz)
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To: Willie From Austin

6) Beavis & Butthead “Butt-bowl” Half-Time Show


35 posted on 12/04/2015 7:54:37 AM PST by glennaro
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To: glennaro

6) Beavis & Butthead “Butt-bowl” Half-Time Show

YES!! Totally forget...


36 posted on 12/04/2015 7:56:55 AM PST by Willie From Austin
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To: circlecity
"He fell off the wagon. They had to cancel their last tour because he couldn't stay sober."

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Umm, I just saw them in late August as part of their 2015 tour, and as far as I can tell they completed all of the rest of their scheduled dates, so....

37 posted on 12/04/2015 7:57:20 AM PST by safeasthebanks ("The most rewarding part, was when he gave me my money!" - Dr. Nick)
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To: C19fan

agreed


38 posted on 12/04/2015 7:58:25 AM PST by InvisibleChurch (http://thegatwickview.tumblr.com/ http://thepurginglutheran.tumblr.com/)
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To: circlecity
Better look again, he looks fine here.
39 posted on 12/04/2015 8:01:09 AM PST by W. (Make that rubble BOUNCE!)
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To: CatherineofAragon
I thought a queer must have written it.

Exactly what I thought. Instead it turns out to be another tiresome lefty ditz (and Lena Dunham supporter) who is apparently homo but decidedly not erotic.

40 posted on 12/04/2015 8:10:59 AM PST by Fightin Whitey
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