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Obama's Fish Tale: Spawned On By A Salmon
NPR ^
| 9.3.2015
| Brakkton Booker
Posted on 09/03/2015 9:08:01 PM PDT by W.
It was supposed to be a routine photo op.
During a historic trip to Alaska intended to call attention to climate change, President Obama got a bit of a surprise while at a fishing village at Kanakanak Beach. He was holding up a caught fish for the cameras when the salmon spawned on his shoes.
It all started off so innocently. A local fisherwoman retrieved the salmon from a net in shallow water and handed it over to the leader of the free world. As soon as the president had the fish firmly in his grasp, nature took its course.
"Uh-oh, uh-oh," Obama exclaimed. "What happened there?"
TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Outdoors; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: douchepayback; haha; karma; loser; salmon
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posted on
09/03/2015 9:08:01 PM PDT
by
W.
To: W.
First flies, now salmon. We just need some amphibians and some birds to show their respect.
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posted on
09/03/2015 9:12:51 PM PDT
by
PghBaldy
(12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
To: W.
A fish jerked-off on Obama. Well done!
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posted on
09/03/2015 9:14:12 PM PDT
by
PGR88
To: PghBaldy
God spoke through a mule in the Bible . .. soooo
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posted on
09/03/2015 9:15:22 PM PDT
by
AmericanCheeseFood
(Walker Cruz Carson | hard targets.)
To: AmericanCheeseFood
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posted on
09/03/2015 9:17:13 PM PDT
by
PghBaldy
(12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
To: W.
To: W.
Not content with just aborting human babies, Jughead aborts babies of a salmon who in her dying efforts was trying to reach the place of her birth to spawn!
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posted on
09/03/2015 9:21:05 PM PDT
by
Smittie
(Just like an alien, I'm a stranger in a strange land)
To: PGR88
If only it had rolled over in his weak grip and...but he’d probably have enjoyed it.
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posted on
09/03/2015 9:21:48 PM PDT
by
W.
(Get a rope. Now.)
To: W.
I cannot help but wonder if NPR cleaned this up for public consumption.
Maybe the fish really shit on him. Dear God I hope so
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posted on
09/03/2015 9:22:28 PM PDT
by
Tupelo
(Trump is no Reagan, but he is a fighter.")
To: W.
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posted on
09/03/2015 9:24:29 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: PghBaldy
Let’s go for the hovering elephant with diarrhea! RRRRRRR!
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posted on
09/03/2015 9:27:48 PM PDT
by
W.
(Get a rope. Now.)
To: W.
The salmon thought he was in mancountry, Obamas gay bathhouse.
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posted on
09/03/2015 9:37:09 PM PDT
by
DesertRhino
(I was standing with a rifle, waiting for soviet paratroopers, but comSUrfmunists just ran for office)
To: W.
Here come the Feds!
Now every slice of smoked salmon will need a Sturgeon General’s warning.
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posted on
09/03/2015 9:41:12 PM PDT
by
golux
To: golux
Lucky person who will eat that Salmon in the future. Only if the person knew where it had been =)
To: PghBaldy
I'd like to pay my respects. Let me take a Lasix and get out of the splash zone.
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posted on
09/03/2015 9:51:03 PM PDT
by
Viking2002
(The Avatar is back by popular request.)
To: DesertRhino
Reggie: “Damn fishy be goin’ all Down/Low like on your azz Boss?” Barry: “Yeah, Sorry Reg......I know that is usually your gig........”
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posted on
09/03/2015 9:54:13 PM PDT
by
bobby.223
(Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
To: bobby.223
The things I never thought id have to know about a “president”. Disgusting pervert.
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posted on
09/03/2015 9:58:30 PM PDT
by
DesertRhino
(I was standing with a rifle, waiting for soviet paratroopers, but comSUrfmunists just ran for office)
To: crusty old prospector
That’s funny right there.
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posted on
09/03/2015 10:04:24 PM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(It's a shame nobama truly doesn't care about any of this. Our country, our future, he doesn't care)
To: All
Guys, spawned means she laid her eggs..
To: W.
All over Barack’s shoes? This is terrible. Now Boner and Bitch will have that that icky fish taste in their mouths.
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posted on
09/03/2015 10:16:43 PM PDT
by
Rockpile
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