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Hamas arrests dolphin accused of being an Israeli spy
The Week ^ | 19 Aug 2015 | Jeva Lange

Posted on 08/19/2015 7:16:25 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT

ANIMAL ESPIONAGE Hamas arrests dolphin accused of being an Israeli spy

Israel is so often accused of animal espionage that an entire "Israel-related animal conspiracy theories" Wikipedia page exists.

(Excerpt) Read more at theweek.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: flipper; hamas; iran; israel; lebanon; napl; sinai
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To: left that other site
No but we do have some very ill tempered Chilean sea bass!
21 posted on 08/19/2015 8:21:43 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

LOL.


22 posted on 08/19/2015 8:25:16 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

What a bunch of paranoid lunatics.


23 posted on 08/19/2015 8:31:22 AM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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24 posted on 08/19/2015 8:34:38 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Jan_Sobieski
Sources say that frustrated HAMAS operatives spent hours using waterboard interrogation but they were unable to extract any information.

A comment so good, should be posted twice!

Thank You

25 posted on 08/19/2015 8:42:35 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (BINGO!)
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To: left that other site
This wasn't an 0bama operation!

reported that the dolphin was decked out with "spying equipment,"

Unlikely they would send a dolphin on a mission without the requisite equipment.

26 posted on 08/19/2015 8:49:25 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (BINGO!)
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To: BenLurkin
dolphin accused of being an Israeli spy Not that far fetched.

OK, but would that dolphin be kosher?

27 posted on 08/19/2015 8:50:54 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (BINGO!)
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To: DUMBGRUNT
I hear the dolphin received extensive training...


28 posted on 08/19/2015 8:56:43 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'll vote for Jeb when Terri Schiavo endorses him.)
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To: JoeProBono

I do hope that you are not posting any classified information on a nonclassified server?

Loose lips ....

In fact, I have never heard that FR so much as keeps it in the bathroom?


29 posted on 08/19/2015 8:56:50 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (BINGO!)
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To: TBP

Hamas is now in big trouble, now that they have gotten PETA mad at them.


30 posted on 08/19/2015 8:58:18 AM PDT by dstanton
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Well, the Dolphins are from Miami and everyone knows there are a lot of Jewish people in Miami. QED.


31 posted on 08/19/2015 8:59:30 AM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Yep! ;-)


32 posted on 08/19/2015 8:59:48 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

You mean HamAss?


33 posted on 08/19/2015 8:59:59 AM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Fishy Napl


34 posted on 08/19/2015 9:01:29 AM PDT by Gefn (Our next President needs a First Cat in the White House.)
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To: COBOL2Java

Looks like Mr Limpet?

A cheap commie imposter?

I know that some dolphins are in fact fish, but an eel on a dolphin thread??


35 posted on 08/19/2015 9:03:06 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (BINGO!)
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To: DUMBGRUNT
The Incredible Mr. Limpet

Good clean fun movie if you've never seen it.

36 posted on 08/19/2015 9:06:22 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'll vote for Jeb when Terri Schiavo endorses him.)
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To: Army Air Corps; Zionist Conspirator; SkyDancer; Jack Hydrazine

Damn! His cover was blown!


37 posted on 08/19/2015 9:07:20 AM PDT by KC_Lion (PLEASE SUPPORT FR. Donate Monthly or Join Club 300! G-d bless you all!)
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To: mountn man

Maybe you could stop over with you gefilte fish recipe.


38 posted on 08/19/2015 9:11:14 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (BINGO!)
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To: COBOL2Java

I think Mr Limpet was one of the movies owned by Uncle Sam, along with Patton, Green Berets and Shane.
Playing on post all the time everywhere!

Mr Limpet may have been for the Squids?

I did like it!


39 posted on 08/19/2015 9:17:30 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (BINGO!)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
It’s hard to believe anyone would do this on porpoise.

Aw, that's terrible!

DING, DING, DING!

We have a winner!

:-)

40 posted on 08/19/2015 9:27:47 AM PDT by BwanaNdege ("When the left wins, they're in power; when the right wins, they're in office." - Mark Steyn)
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