Hamas arrests dolphin accused of being an Israeli spy

The Week ^ | 19 Aug 2015 | Jeva Lange

[DUMBGRUNT]

ANIMAL ESPIONAGE Hamas arrests dolphin accused of being an Israeli spy

Israel is so often accused of animal espionage that an entire "Israel-related animal conspiracy theories" Wikipedia page exists.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

No but we do have some very ill tempered Chilean sea bass!

[left that other site]

LOL.

[TBP]

What a bunch of paranoid lunatics.

[musicman]

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[DUMBGRUNT]

Sources say that frustrated HAMAS operatives spent hours using waterboard interrogation but they were unable to extract any information.

A comment so good, should be posted twice!

Thank You

[DUMBGRUNT]

This wasn't an 0bama operation!

reported that the dolphin was decked out with "spying equipment,"

Unlikely they would send a dolphin on a mission without the requisite equipment.

[DUMBGRUNT]

dolphin accused of being an Israeli spy Not that far fetched.

OK, but would that dolphin be kosher?

[COBOL2Java]

I hear the dolphin received extensive training...

[DUMBGRUNT]

I do hope that you are not posting any classified information on a nonclassified server?

Loose lips ....

In fact, I have never heard that FR so much as keeps it in the bathroom?

[dstanton]

Hamas is now in big trouble, now that they have gotten PETA mad at them.

[TBP]

Well, the Dolphins are from Miami and everyone knows there are a lot of Jewish people in Miami. QED.

[left that other site]

Yep! ;-)

[TBP]

You mean HamAss?

[Gefn]

Fishy Napl

[DUMBGRUNT]

Looks like Mr Limpet?

A cheap commie imposter?

I know that some dolphins are in fact fish, but an eel on a dolphin thread??

[COBOL2Java]

The Incredible Mr. Limpet

Good clean fun movie if you've never seen it.

[KC_Lion]

Damn! His cover was blown!

[DUMBGRUNT]

Maybe you could stop over with you gefilte fish recipe.

[DUMBGRUNT]

I think Mr Limpet was one of the movies owned by Uncle Sam, along with Patton, Green Berets and Shane.
Playing on post all the time everywhere!

Mr Limpet may have been for the Squids?

I did like it!

[BwanaNdege]

It’s hard to believe anyone would do this on porpoise.

Aw, that's terrible!

DING, DING, DING!

We have a winner!

:-)